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IT Trainers
LN Mishra, Trainer, Mentor and Author
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Acknowledgement
I thankfully acknowledge the contribution of many
individuals for their contribution during the
preparation of the book.
My thanks goes to Ms. Fathima Suhair for her assistance
to type-set the contents.
my family members, wife Ananya, son Siddharth and
daughter Saianshee who always had the first right on my
time. Without their support and encouragement, this
would have remained a distance a dream.
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Preface and Introduction
As a child, we all enjoyed listening stories from our
elders. The penchant for listening to stories remains
till we die.
Using stories to explain a concept during a workshop is
a proven method to engage participants. At the same time,
participants remember concepts for much longer duration
if they listen to stories related to the concepts.
However, it is hard to find a good compilation of
stories which we trainers can take advantage of.
This book is an outcome of my professional career as a
trainer and consultant of 22+ years.
I hope you will enjoy the book.
If you wish to have a power point presentation version of
the book to use during your trainings, you can ask for
the same by writing to me.
I will be glad and thankful if you can share your
feedbacks and suggestions on the book.
Please your feedbacks and suggestions to
LNMishra@AdaptiveProcesses.com.
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About the author
LN Mishra (LN) has 22+ years of professional experience
in software development, requirements analysis, business
analysis, governance, risk and compliance management
(CMMI, ISO9001, ISO27001, HIPAA and Six-Sigma).
LN is a practicing trainer, consultant and business
analyst for more than 22 years. He was involved in
multiple multi-country large ERP implementation projects.
He currently consults in development of 2 large systems
- one of the largest paint companies in the world to
develop their next generation color management system
and development of a GRC system. He is also the product
manager for an enterprise Governance, Risk and
Compliance management system (GRCPerfect) which is
operational in multiple client places.
He was involved in one of the world’s change management
program in PricewaterhouseCoopers, a leading management
consulting firm, in one of the largest privatization
effort in India for a public sector utility agency.
LN has conducted more than 100 workshops, both public and
in house in the areas of Business Analysis, Requirements
Management, Agile Project Management, software Project
Management, Six Sigma, CMM, ISO 9001, and ISO 27001. He
has also guided 30+ six sigma green belt projects in
iGate, MACH and Akzo Nobel.
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LN holds a Post Graduate Diploma in Management (PGDM)
from IIM Ahmedabad, the too-most business management
school in India and Bachelor in Engineering (Honours) in
Electronics and Telecommunication from University College
of Engineering, Burla, India.
Major Awards/Recognitions:
 Certified Business Analyst Professional (CBAP) from
IIBA, Canada.
 Certified Requirements Engineering Professional (CPRE)
from IREB, Germany.
 Certified Project Management Professional (PMP) from
PMI, USA.
 Certified Scrum Master from Good Agile, USA.
 World Topper Certified software Quality Analyst (CSQA),
2000.
 Certified Lead Auditor for ISO 9001, ISO 27001, ISO
20000 and BS 25999.
LN lives with his wife, Ananya, son, Siddharth and
daughter, Saianshee in Bangalore, the IT capital of India.
Other books by LN
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Table of contents
01. Our system should support pizza courier delivery approach. 10
02. Our application does not work between 12 PM to 2 PM. 11
03. MAISAI – The Japanese scientist 12
04. Emergency meeting for the entire business unit. 13
05. 600 bugs and counting! 14
06. We sold 500 tickets just for 7500 USD. 15
07. I can’t use your dashboard. 16
08. Numbers on system are different when I download them to Excel. 17
09. Dan loses a prospect 18
10. Our code base looks like a Dinosaur 19
11. Papa, let me plan my birthday. 20
12. 21
13. I can't open my requirements document! 22
14. Mom – I need to extend my stay by 3 months! 23
15. Our project has been running for 18 months which was supposed to be
completed in 6 months! 24
16. Let us get out of this project! 25
17. We are cancelling the project. 26
18. There is no buy button on our ecommerce web- 27
19. We are ready to go live. 28
20. 100 users have queued up in front of our customer care center. 29
21. It is taking 10 times longer now – How do we really work? 30
22. We will scrap this product as it does not support Chinese characters.
31
23. I need statistical analysis capability in the system. 32
24. Our proposal acceptance ratio is just 10% whereas industry average
is 30%. 33
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25. Client has rejected all our user interfaces. 34
26. Now you can generate the project life cycle automatically! 35
27. After 6 months, our application usage is less than 10%. 36
28. Good ideas become expected requirements! 37
29. We have a new Head – Delivery, time to change our product. 38
30. Oops…the program is misbehaving in production 39
31. Mid-night blues 40
32. Project Tech Lead needs to be relieved on priority 41
33. Our critical system is down and there is no one to support 42
34. No way to connect to development server for 3 full days. 43
35. Oops…,my PC has crashed 44
36. Honey, I will have dinner in office tonight 45
37. Oops…we missed the deadline again 46
38. Return of the bugs… 47
39. One more change to design…. 48
40. We would like to move another project. 49
41. All our programs are failing in client environment 50
42. No food and no water for the support team 51
43. From school Principal to IT Professional 52
44. Our application crashes every Friday afternoon. 53
45. Why did forward this mail? 54
46. I am automating the budget template for our CEO. 55
47. Without this requirement, we can’t go live. 56
48. 2 different counties – 2 different demands. 57
49. We have lost our appraisal data! 58
50. We are developing use cases for last 6 months. 59
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01.Our system should support pizza courier delivery
approach.
Allen was baffled; he received a very funny requirement from a stakeholder,
“Our system should support Pizza courier delivery approach”.
The company doesn’t make Pizzas. It is into manufacturing of paint. What
has paint manufacturing got to do with pizza delivery?
However, while discussing with the stakeholder, he understood a very
interesting story behind the requirement.
“Allen, do you like pizza?”
“Of course, John.”
“But do you make Pizza at home?”
“I did try but it turned out be a biscuit instead of Pizza”.
“Exactly, many people love Pizza but, they don’t make Pizza or when they
try to make Pizza at home the Pizza doesn’t come out well. Hence most
people order Pizza by phone or online and it gets delivered at their
doorstep. They order pizza to their taste such as with single cheese,
double cheese, or with extra-toppings.
Our stakeholders also need exactly the convenience. Right now they are
buying ingredients from us. They are mixing it to make a color. In this
process, they may make mistakes and the blame comes on us.
So instead of selling them ingredients, if we could actually make the
finished product and get delivered to them, they will be happy. Paint
quality will be better and we will also make better margins on the product.”
Tags: Elicitation, Out of box thinking, Innovation
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02. Our application does not work between 12 PM to 2
PM.
Meg, the chief architect of IPMPro, an enterprise project management system,
received a peculiar complaint. The users complained that certain functionalities
of the system would not work usually between 12 PM to 2 PM.
She was surprised as to how an application can behave during certain time of the
day.
Can you think what could be the root cause behind this peculiar behavior?
Root cause
This application was hosted on the same server where client had hosted their
intranet. As the intranet usage increased during this period, this application
could not get required resources which was leading to failure of the system.
Tags: Root cause analysis
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03. MAISAI – The Japanese scientist
Allen was really at loss, he attended a large project team meeting. Many Domain
SMEs had gathered to explain the requirements and kept talking about something
called MAISAI conversion.
Allen couldn’t make any sense make out of it. To him it looked like there was a
Japanese scientist who created a certain kind of formula and the team was
discussing on implementing that formula.
So he came out of the meeting and asked one of the Domain SME, “What is this
MAISAI conversion?”
Domain SME was bit surprised that Allen did not know this. She said, “Allen, this
is nothing but multi-angle instrument to single-angle instrument conversion. Old
devices could capture information on a single-angle. Newer generation devices can
capture multiple-angles. That’s why when data is fed into the old systems, it has
to be converted from multiple-angle to single-angle
Had Allen knew this abbreviation, the whole meeting would have made sense to him.
As Business analysts or as project team members, we must understand the
terminology used in business, which would help us in grasping what business is
trying to communicate.
Tags: Elicitation

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Stories for IT trainers - Sample cahpter

  • 1. 50 Real-life stories for IT Trainers LN Mishra, Trainer, Mentor and Author
  • 2. 2 Copyright Notice All rights reserved. All trademarks of copyrights mentioned herein are the possession of their respective owners. We make no claim of ownership by the mention of products that contain these marks. Contents of this document should not be disclosed to any unauthorized person. This document may not, in whole or in part, be reduced, reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, translated, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical. Price: USD 4.8.
  • 3. 3 Acknowledgement I thankfully acknowledge the contribution of many individuals for their contribution during the preparation of the book. My thanks goes to Ms. Fathima Suhair for her assistance to type-set the contents. my family members, wife Ananya, son Siddharth and daughter Saianshee who always had the first right on my time. Without their support and encouragement, this would have remained a distance a dream.
  • 4. 4 Preface and Introduction As a child, we all enjoyed listening stories from our elders. The penchant for listening to stories remains till we die. Using stories to explain a concept during a workshop is a proven method to engage participants. At the same time, participants remember concepts for much longer duration if they listen to stories related to the concepts. However, it is hard to find a good compilation of stories which we trainers can take advantage of. This book is an outcome of my professional career as a trainer and consultant of 22+ years. I hope you will enjoy the book. If you wish to have a power point presentation version of the book to use during your trainings, you can ask for the same by writing to me. I will be glad and thankful if you can share your feedbacks and suggestions on the book. Please your feedbacks and suggestions to LNMishra@AdaptiveProcesses.com.
  • 5. 5 About the author LN Mishra (LN) has 22+ years of professional experience in software development, requirements analysis, business analysis, governance, risk and compliance management (CMMI, ISO9001, ISO27001, HIPAA and Six-Sigma). LN is a practicing trainer, consultant and business analyst for more than 22 years. He was involved in multiple multi-country large ERP implementation projects. He currently consults in development of 2 large systems - one of the largest paint companies in the world to develop their next generation color management system and development of a GRC system. He is also the product manager for an enterprise Governance, Risk and Compliance management system (GRCPerfect) which is operational in multiple client places. He was involved in one of the world’s change management program in PricewaterhouseCoopers, a leading management consulting firm, in one of the largest privatization effort in India for a public sector utility agency. LN has conducted more than 100 workshops, both public and in house in the areas of Business Analysis, Requirements Management, Agile Project Management, software Project Management, Six Sigma, CMM, ISO 9001, and ISO 27001. He has also guided 30+ six sigma green belt projects in iGate, MACH and Akzo Nobel.
  • 6. 6 LN holds a Post Graduate Diploma in Management (PGDM) from IIM Ahmedabad, the too-most business management school in India and Bachelor in Engineering (Honours) in Electronics and Telecommunication from University College of Engineering, Burla, India. Major Awards/Recognitions:  Certified Business Analyst Professional (CBAP) from IIBA, Canada.  Certified Requirements Engineering Professional (CPRE) from IREB, Germany.  Certified Project Management Professional (PMP) from PMI, USA.  Certified Scrum Master from Good Agile, USA.  World Topper Certified software Quality Analyst (CSQA), 2000.  Certified Lead Auditor for ISO 9001, ISO 27001, ISO 20000 and BS 25999. LN lives with his wife, Ananya, son, Siddharth and daughter, Saianshee in Bangalore, the IT capital of India. Other books by LN
  • 7. 7 Table of contents 01. Our system should support pizza courier delivery approach. 10 02. Our application does not work between 12 PM to 2 PM. 11 03. MAISAI – The Japanese scientist 12 04. Emergency meeting for the entire business unit. 13 05. 600 bugs and counting! 14 06. We sold 500 tickets just for 7500 USD. 15 07. I can’t use your dashboard. 16 08. Numbers on system are different when I download them to Excel. 17 09. Dan loses a prospect 18 10. Our code base looks like a Dinosaur 19 11. Papa, let me plan my birthday. 20 12. 21 13. I can't open my requirements document! 22 14. Mom – I need to extend my stay by 3 months! 23 15. Our project has been running for 18 months which was supposed to be completed in 6 months! 24 16. Let us get out of this project! 25 17. We are cancelling the project. 26 18. There is no buy button on our ecommerce web- 27 19. We are ready to go live. 28 20. 100 users have queued up in front of our customer care center. 29 21. It is taking 10 times longer now – How do we really work? 30 22. We will scrap this product as it does not support Chinese characters. 31 23. I need statistical analysis capability in the system. 32 24. Our proposal acceptance ratio is just 10% whereas industry average is 30%. 33
  • 8. 8 25. Client has rejected all our user interfaces. 34 26. Now you can generate the project life cycle automatically! 35 27. After 6 months, our application usage is less than 10%. 36 28. Good ideas become expected requirements! 37 29. We have a new Head – Delivery, time to change our product. 38 30. Oops…the program is misbehaving in production 39 31. Mid-night blues 40 32. Project Tech Lead needs to be relieved on priority 41 33. Our critical system is down and there is no one to support 42 34. No way to connect to development server for 3 full days. 43 35. Oops…,my PC has crashed 44 36. Honey, I will have dinner in office tonight 45 37. Oops…we missed the deadline again 46 38. Return of the bugs… 47 39. One more change to design…. 48 40. We would like to move another project. 49 41. All our programs are failing in client environment 50 42. No food and no water for the support team 51 43. From school Principal to IT Professional 52 44. Our application crashes every Friday afternoon. 53 45. Why did forward this mail? 54 46. I am automating the budget template for our CEO. 55 47. Without this requirement, we can’t go live. 56 48. 2 different counties – 2 different demands. 57 49. We have lost our appraisal data! 58 50. We are developing use cases for last 6 months. 59
  • 9. 9 01.Our system should support pizza courier delivery approach. Allen was baffled; he received a very funny requirement from a stakeholder, “Our system should support Pizza courier delivery approach”. The company doesn’t make Pizzas. It is into manufacturing of paint. What has paint manufacturing got to do with pizza delivery? However, while discussing with the stakeholder, he understood a very interesting story behind the requirement. “Allen, do you like pizza?” “Of course, John.” “But do you make Pizza at home?” “I did try but it turned out be a biscuit instead of Pizza”. “Exactly, many people love Pizza but, they don’t make Pizza or when they try to make Pizza at home the Pizza doesn’t come out well. Hence most people order Pizza by phone or online and it gets delivered at their doorstep. They order pizza to their taste such as with single cheese, double cheese, or with extra-toppings. Our stakeholders also need exactly the convenience. Right now they are buying ingredients from us. They are mixing it to make a color. In this process, they may make mistakes and the blame comes on us. So instead of selling them ingredients, if we could actually make the finished product and get delivered to them, they will be happy. Paint quality will be better and we will also make better margins on the product.” Tags: Elicitation, Out of box thinking, Innovation
  • 10. 10 02. Our application does not work between 12 PM to 2 PM. Meg, the chief architect of IPMPro, an enterprise project management system, received a peculiar complaint. The users complained that certain functionalities of the system would not work usually between 12 PM to 2 PM. She was surprised as to how an application can behave during certain time of the day. Can you think what could be the root cause behind this peculiar behavior? Root cause This application was hosted on the same server where client had hosted their intranet. As the intranet usage increased during this period, this application could not get required resources which was leading to failure of the system. Tags: Root cause analysis
  • 11. 11 03. MAISAI – The Japanese scientist Allen was really at loss, he attended a large project team meeting. Many Domain SMEs had gathered to explain the requirements and kept talking about something called MAISAI conversion. Allen couldn’t make any sense make out of it. To him it looked like there was a Japanese scientist who created a certain kind of formula and the team was discussing on implementing that formula. So he came out of the meeting and asked one of the Domain SME, “What is this MAISAI conversion?” Domain SME was bit surprised that Allen did not know this. She said, “Allen, this is nothing but multi-angle instrument to single-angle instrument conversion. Old devices could capture information on a single-angle. Newer generation devices can capture multiple-angles. That’s why when data is fed into the old systems, it has to be converted from multiple-angle to single-angle Had Allen knew this abbreviation, the whole meeting would have made sense to him. As Business analysts or as project team members, we must understand the terminology used in business, which would help us in grasping what business is trying to communicate. Tags: Elicitation