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O femeie juca golf cand  a aruncat mingea in padure. S-a dus in padure sa  caute mingea si a gasit  o broasca prinsa intr-o plasa.
Broasca i-a spus: „ Daca ma eliberezi din plasa, iti voi indeplini 3 dorinte."
Femeia a eliberat broasca. Broasca a spus:   „ Multumesc, dar am uitat sa mentionez,  ca la indeplinirea dorintelor exista o conditie. Ceea ce iti vei dori va primi si sotul tau dar de zece ori mai bine."
Femeia a spus:   „Asta este ok." Prima ei dorinta a fost sa devina ce mai frumoasa femeie din lume.  Broasca a avertizat-o:   „Nu uita, sotul tau prin aceasta dorinta va deveni cel mai frumos barbat din lume, un Adonis, dupa care femeile vor fugi in carduri."
Femeia a raspuns: „ Asta este in regula, deoarece eu voi fi cea mai frumoasa femeie din lume si el va avea ochi doar pentru mine .„ Asa s-a intimplat:    Ea a devenit ce mai frumoasa femeie din lume !!!!
Cu a doua dorinta dorea sa devina cea mai bogata femeie din lume.   Broasca i-a spus:  „ Atunci sotul tau va deveni cel mai bogat om din lume si va fi de 10 ori mai bogat decat tine."
Femeia i-a raspuns:   ,[object Object]
Asa a devenit cea mai bogata femeie din lume !!!! Acum broasca a intrabat  care sa fie a treia dorinta  si ea a raspuns  :  „ Doresc un usor infarct ."
Si morala povestirii este???   Femeile sunt bestii iscusite !!! Nu te pune niciodata cu ele!!!! *** Sfarsit ***

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Dorinte De Femeie Xxxx

  • 2. O femeie juca golf cand a aruncat mingea in padure. S-a dus in padure sa caute mingea si a gasit o broasca prinsa intr-o plasa.
  • 3. Broasca i-a spus: „ Daca ma eliberezi din plasa, iti voi indeplini 3 dorinte."
  • 4. Femeia a eliberat broasca. Broasca a spus: „ Multumesc, dar am uitat sa mentionez, ca la indeplinirea dorintelor exista o conditie. Ceea ce iti vei dori va primi si sotul tau dar de zece ori mai bine."
  • 5. Femeia a spus: „Asta este ok." Prima ei dorinta a fost sa devina ce mai frumoasa femeie din lume. Broasca a avertizat-o: „Nu uita, sotul tau prin aceasta dorinta va deveni cel mai frumos barbat din lume, un Adonis, dupa care femeile vor fugi in carduri."
  • 6. Femeia a raspuns: „ Asta este in regula, deoarece eu voi fi cea mai frumoasa femeie din lume si el va avea ochi doar pentru mine .„ Asa s-a intimplat: Ea a devenit ce mai frumoasa femeie din lume !!!!
  • 7. Cu a doua dorinta dorea sa devina cea mai bogata femeie din lume. Broasca i-a spus: „ Atunci sotul tau va deveni cel mai bogat om din lume si va fi de 10 ori mai bogat decat tine."
  • 8.
  • 9. Asa a devenit cea mai bogata femeie din lume !!!! Acum broasca a intrabat care sa fie a treia dorinta si ea a raspuns : „ Doresc un usor infarct ."
  • 10. Si morala povestirii este??? Femeile sunt bestii iscusite !!! Nu te pune niciodata cu ele!!!! *** Sfarsit ***