The Calypso Family Apocalypse - Chapter 18

1. The Calypso Family Apocalypse
Chapter 18

2. Welcome back.
Not wasting any time, Beth and Peter get right to work expanding the family.
“Woohoo?”
“Cheesey Bun.”

3. Matthew, Isn’t it time for school?
“Almost.”

4. Matthew’s off to his first day of school.

5. “Blarf, why did I want to do this again?”

6. “Oh, I’d forgotten how hard this is.”

7. Life is much easier then ever before.
It almost seems like a party all the time.

8. I really wish I could paint their portraits.

9. So, how was your first day of school, Matthew?
“It was ok; my teacher thinks I need to work on my writing.”

10. “Why aren’t you playing my family?”
I did play you some. You had twins.

11. “You butter the bread, and put a nice big hunk of cheese between,
and toast them till you have an ooey gooey piece of heaven.”
“Daddy, I’m supposed to work on my writing, not cooking.”

12. “Honey, this cheesecake is divine. I would have never thought of it.”
What was I thinking! I have no clue.

13. “I heard that cheesecake can cause twins.”
“Really, Bastian. I hope not.”

14. “I really hope I don’t have twins.”

15. Matthew maxes something. Don’t ask me what right now.
“Mommy, this book says that something in cheesecake can cause twins.”
“You can’t believe everything you read, Mattie.”
Someone is in denial.

16. Ok, this is just creepy.
Looks like he needs some denture paste.

17. Are you trying to scare the driver?

18. “I think I should have gotten Mommy’s help.”

19. It won’t be long now.

20. We keep getting lamps dropped off. I’ve lost track of how many they have now.

21. “It’s time.”

22. Beth, Get that baby back inside the house. You’re two stories above the ground.

23. “Aaaaw.”
We have another baby that has daddy’s hair.

24. And another. I named the twins Anthony and Andrew. I can’t tell who is who.
One baby has blue eyes and the other has green, both have skin one and red hair.

25. Banned for life.

26. I truly don’t know what I was thinking.

27. “I got an A+”

28. “Mommy, I got an A+, I got an A+”
“Blarf, Not now, Blarf.”

29. Time fly’s when you have seven in the house and one on the way.
“Happy Birthday, baby, Peter, which one is this.”
“I don’t know.”
I don’t know either.

30. “Oooh, I just popped.”

31. Delly, Watch what your doing!

32. I’m assuming that this is Andrew.
Mainly because I wrote his stats first. I could be wrong.
Andrews Stats
5/8/6/3/3

33. And now if I was right this is Anthony.
“Happy Birthday Baby.”

34. What is so important that you look away when tossing the baby?

35. Anthony’s Stats
5/9/6/3/3
Same as Matthews. May be a clone.

36. Potty training goes extremely fast.

37. And he’s done.

38. Anthony is just as fast.

39. And he’s done as well.

40. “This fish we caught on vacation is divine.”
I assume that the fish is allowed, but they can’t have their own pond to fish in.

41. Matthew is a good big brother.
“Peeka-boo, I see you.”

42. “I see you, Mattie, You dere.”

43. “Aaaah, ha ha ha”

44. Matthew brought this girl home from school with him. She is one of Sorka’s Twins.
Her name is Debra, and I took tons of pictures of her. She wins the best smustle face award.

45. I have dozens of pictures, but I can’t include them all. I was laughing so hard though.

46. Well, I guess she has the best teacher. Her mother did lift dance.

47. “Bang, Bang.”
“Aaaah, you got me.”
“Die, you nasty copper, Evil shall always win.”

48. “Oh no, you got me.”

49. Where’s your friend, Matthew.
“She had to go home.”
Well, Blow out your candles.
“I can’t I have to go.”
Go, Go where?

50. “Aaaaaaaah, No more Babieeeees.”

51. Well, this time we just have one baby at least.
“I’ll call you Tobias.”
Everyone is stuck upstairs.
I was hoping for a girl. But I guess it was not to be this generation.

52. “Mommy, Can you come watch me blow my candles out now?”
“Yes, Mattie, Just let me put Tobias in his crib.”

53. “Yay, I have another little brother to play with.”

54. Well, let’s try this again.

55. “I want to go to college and be a Natural Scientist, so I can bring plants back.”

56. “Oooo, that tickles.”

57. “Wow, I’ve got muscles.”
Matthew chose knowledge, but I don’t know what LTW he has.
I will reroll him in college.

58. “My baba! No!”
“Gimme, Wanit!”

59. “Nooooo, Mine!”

60. “Gimme!”

61. “My baba!”

62. “My baba, Waaaaaaaaaaa.”

63. “I sorry, Brovie.”
“Mean.” Sniffle

64. “Hi, Toby. I’m your big brother, Matthew”
“Gurgle”

65. “Look, you’re flying.”
“Gurgle, weeee”

66. “I love you, Dear.”
“I love you too, Jessi.”
“It’s time.”
“Time, time for what?”

67. “Jessi, Noooo, Not yet. Don’t leave me.”

68. “Please, no”

69. “Jessica Calypso, It’s time to go.”
“It hurts to see him so sad, Grim.”
“He’ll be Ok. I’ll be back for him soon.”

70. “I love you, Delly. Please don’t cry.”

71. “Jessi, why did you have to leave me?”

72. Jessica Calypso
Lifted Intelligence for us.
Survived by her husband, two brothers, two sisters, five children, and eight grandchildren.

73. Everyone is sad, but birthdays must go on.
I believe this is Anthony.

74. “Happy Birthday, Anthony.”
“Pretty”

75. “And now we make a wish and blow out the candles.”
“Pretty, go bye-bye.”

76. “Tickles.”

77. “Look, I got alien PJ’s.”

78. “Wan lites.”

79. “No Andrew, we blow them out.”

80. “What happ’ning.”

81. “Wow, that was fun, Can I do it again?”
Not for a couple of years.

82. “Oh, Dear, I thought Grandma was kidding.”

83. I’m glad that they don’t look Identical.
This is the last we will see of these hairdos.

84. “I see you, Toby.”
I am again at a loss as to which kid is which.
I will hopefully be able to get my head straight around
who is who when I start playing again.

85. “You need to work on your return PT. 23.”
“I apologize, PT. 87, I will study the manual again.”

86. “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH”
Splat.

87. “Ouch, that hurt.”

88. “Oh, my gosh! What happened?”

89. “Where are you Grim? I don’t want to be here without her.”

90. “Gosh, this is hard.”
Well, you are in high school now, what did you expect?

91. “My teachers says I need to work on my penmanship. What’s that?”

92. “I don’t know. But my teacher said the same thing.”

93. “Honey, I wish we had a girl.”
I don’t have the faintest clue what I was thinking.
In fact, I was sure I had decided to not have any more kids.

94. “Time to grow up, Little Tobias.”

95. At least she’s watching what she is doing this time.

96. Tobias Stats
7/9/8/3/3

97. Matthew helps teach Toby.
“Chebi tumbi luma luma luma”

98. “Mama.”
“Yes, that’s right, I’m Mama.”

99. I let Anthony and Andrew wish for peace of mind.

100. “And I want a pony, and a go-cart.”
“Sorry, kid you only get one wish.”

101. “Wow, that’s neat.”

102. “Weeeeee, giggle.”
“Where are they, Where’s the rest of my giggles?”

103. “Now Toby, this is where you potty. All big boys use the potty.”
“Not diapie?”

104. “Now boys, remember to write neatly and concentrate on writing each of the letters right.”

105. “Wan out.”

106. “Blarf, could I be pregnant? Blarf.”

107. “Bye everyone, we’ll see you in the next chapter.”