2. Let me start by saying I know that
birthday parties are not for adults. I
am not selfish and I will take my
children to every party with a smile on
my face. But why do they have to suck
so much?
4. The timing!
I get that they want to do this at
lunch time because it makes
since but that also happens to be
nap time. Trust me you do not
want my over tired kid pumped
full of sugar.
6. The Presents!
When going to a birthday for anyone under the age of 5, there will
inevitably be one kid that does not understand the concept of birthdays.
Not to mention the cost! I mean I could fund a nice vacation account for
the amount of money I spend on other kids birthday parties.
8. The Sugar
So Much Sugar
Whoever thought that it was a good
idea to put 4 year olds in a room
together and give them loads of
sugar was a mastermind because
that is the definition of hell.
12. The Party Favors!
Why do my kids need plastic junk that was
bought from the dollar store? We have plenty
and I don’t want to hear the temper tantrum
that ensues when it breaks. And trust me it will
break into a million small parts that are not
suitable for children!
14. Bonus: The Bounce House/Trampoline
Park/ Bowling Alley
I have two kids they are hard enough to
keep safe in a house why do I want to drag
them 30 minutes away to the nearest fun
zone to cringe every time they say “Hey
Mama, Watch This”
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What about you? Do you have a secret hatred
for all things birthday? Maybe I’m just cynical.