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Kids Birthday Parties
My Secret Hatred
Let me start by saying I know that
birthday parties are not for adults. I
am not selfish and I will take my
children to every party with a smile on
my face. But why do they have to suck
so much?
The timing!
The timing!
I get that they want to do this at
lunch time because it makes
since but that also happens to be
nap time. Trust me you do not
want my over tired kid pumped
full of sugar.
The Presents!
The Presents!
When going to a birthday for anyone under the age of 5, there will
inevitably be one kid that does not understand the concept of birthdays.
Not to mention the cost! I mean I could fund a nice vacation account for
the amount of money I spend on other kids birthday parties.
The Sugar
So Much Sugar
The Sugar
So Much Sugar
Whoever thought that it was a good
idea to put 4 year olds in a room
together and give them loads of
sugar was a mastermind because
that is the definition of hell.
Chuck E Cheese
Chuck E Cheese
Need I say More?
The Party Favors!
The Party Favors!
Why do my kids need plastic junk that was
bought from the dollar store? We have plenty
and I don’t want to hear the temper tantrum
that ensues when it breaks. And trust me it will
break into a million small parts that are not
suitable for children!
Bonus: The Bounce House/Trampoline
Park/ Bowling Alley
Bonus: The Bounce House/Trampoline
Park/ Bowling Alley
I have two kids they are hard enough to
keep safe in a house why do I want to drag
them 30 minutes away to the nearest fun
zone to cringe every time they say “Hey
Mama, Watch This”
Follow me on Twitter for more!
What about you? Do you have a secret hatred
for all things birthday? Maybe I’m just cynical.

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Kids birthday parties: My Secret Hatred

  • 1. Kids Birthday Parties My Secret Hatred
  • 2. Let me start by saying I know that birthday parties are not for adults. I am not selfish and I will take my children to every party with a smile on my face. But why do they have to suck so much?
  • 4. The timing! I get that they want to do this at lunch time because it makes since but that also happens to be nap time. Trust me you do not want my over tired kid pumped full of sugar.
  • 6. The Presents! When going to a birthday for anyone under the age of 5, there will inevitably be one kid that does not understand the concept of birthdays. Not to mention the cost! I mean I could fund a nice vacation account for the amount of money I spend on other kids birthday parties.
  • 8. The Sugar So Much Sugar Whoever thought that it was a good idea to put 4 year olds in a room together and give them loads of sugar was a mastermind because that is the definition of hell.
  • 10. Chuck E Cheese Need I say More?
  • 12. The Party Favors! Why do my kids need plastic junk that was bought from the dollar store? We have plenty and I don’t want to hear the temper tantrum that ensues when it breaks. And trust me it will break into a million small parts that are not suitable for children!
  • 13. Bonus: The Bounce House/Trampoline Park/ Bowling Alley
  • 14. Bonus: The Bounce House/Trampoline Park/ Bowling Alley I have two kids they are hard enough to keep safe in a house why do I want to drag them 30 minutes away to the nearest fun zone to cringe every time they say “Hey Mama, Watch This”
  • 15. Follow me on Twitter for more! What about you? Do you have a secret hatred for all things birthday? Maybe I’m just cynical.