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let me sexually assault you
1. Why You Should Let Me
Sexually Assault You
A Comprehensive Presentation to Change the Future
2. Here a list of points why you should let me
sexually assault you
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You look very nice
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I need to see if you feel as good as you look
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You look lonely
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I am lonely as well
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I have a penis as hard as a diamond
My
Penis
3. What you might miss out on
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Maybe I am pleasant at sexually assaulting
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I might ask for consent in future encounters (However, “no” will
not be an acceptable response)
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Maybe you will like me touching your boobs
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I might find cancer in one of your boobs
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I could potentially save your life
Doctors are expensive
I am there for free