20240429 Calibre April 2024 Investor Presentation.pdf
Invesment banking (1)
1. EVURO INC
Evuro inc: the dog leash company
FROZEN HOT DOG: promising
differently to deliver same
01.09.2018
─ “Giving them the same things but different” ,
Maximus SenecaEvuro inc www.evurodogleash.com
Baltimore, MD 21203
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“Giving them the same things but different” , has been the
hollywood mantra at all times. "In a town where pigs fly and birds walk, one
bird takes into the sky", "On Wall Street Beknown or Begone, until Jordan
Belfort takes the helm and became the most sort after loner", on and on and
on hollywood has spun stories on its head to give audiences the same story
but different settings and characters without changing the narrative. In
banking no one shows up in Bank of America and walks out with the loan
they wish for to build their company regardless of how fundable. Unless the
scrutiny almost break their wings. Only a moron will start a business on a
bank loan. Who in their right mind will run to the grips of FCC before
making the first prototype a start-up or even making the first ever sale?
Alternative funding through the SBA or private equity was suppose to be
more hugs and less cold shoulder except usually the temperature is the
same inside all the fabrication.
The 7-11 effect is how travelling to anywhereville, USA and
pulling up at a 7-ll almost feels like I am back to Mahwah, New Jersey or
Ashburn NJ. The little short pavement with the ice maker always there and
the two high school buddies on skateboard sharing a cig or a half pound
spicy hot dog, well almost. If you didn't see them it is because they had left
just 3 seconds before you got to the gas station. Seven eleven has thrived to
give us the same familiarity from corporate in just about every location on
earth, even in Japan. If you doubt me google 7-11 images. That keeps us
sturdy and makes us steady. That makes the runaways feel jaded enough to
return to the house they never wanted to go back to, ever again until they
wake up in the same sheets 7 days later at 11 p.m.
Do I have a point here as related to head spinning in investment banking? You bet. read on.
When one has lived in a particular civility for quite a long while and
has often wandered and wondered enough about the origin of the social
structure and how to play to win, one sometimes takes a glance back to
where it might have all started just to seek something different. F6s.com,
Bust.com, funded.me, gofundme.com and crowdfunding sources all
promise to act in favor of start-ups to make sure they are well taken care of
so the guy, and only the other guy, not them! will not get their way with you
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and your dreams and funds. Then the twilight hits you hard across the face
in the mid winter solstice and WHAM! you see that the Wolf of wall street,
the hero who wanted to defraud everyone so as to bring equal playing field
is the very adversary you the entrepreneur set out to avoid in the first place.
Sprocket familiar, something similar, is what I know already but that
won't keep me sturdy. I cannot be steady going nowhere because the
movements that will get me somewhere is the very reason I fired my
employer 12 years ago so as to dictate my waking moments. My breakfast
diet and digestion countdown duration. Sharks Tank fund what they see as
good business, Linkedin exposes various people on the same well kept
platform, and facebook allows for talking and posting with a twist in
advertising POS. What is sprocket’s new game changer that should send me
and my company running to them for help? The most unpopular institution
right now in the country is the FCC for doing away with Net Neutrality
under the Trump administration after the same Administration used free
social media such as titter to get voters. I want to look destiny in the eyes
and take my immortality as mine! Mine only and no one else. Not that the
victims of Bernie Madoch were stupid. Remarkable Bernie Madoch
understood that people want exclusive. Even when those people have the
best view from Katharine Hepburn's apartment, they will trade anything to
be in the Brickell, Miami for more price tag.
It is not discontent nor vanity, it is seeking the comfort you know in
your head allows you to zoom in your own dreams and crystallize your
vision like a snow cone in the center of your brain for however long it last
before the treadmill of life beeps the last second. So then there is nothing
wrong if many 7-11 stores open within 3 mile radius for a quick grab of
snapple and a mix pretzel and nuts. Just that once awhile I like a cheap fat
roasted chicken at half off. I want new! New is defined as not existing
before, at least not in our very immediate consciousness. So what will
Sprocket give me to calm the nerve endings in my brain that receives a
PTSD from the already pre-existentials? Yet to see!