1. aims to REPLACE every AD & OFFER you see.
everywhere you are.
with exactly what you want.
Other advertising technologies…THEY CAN ONLY GUESS!

5. We are NOT delivering MORE ADS.
We are REPLACING the ads you already see.
In the next 10 years you will see
OVER ONE MILLION DIGITAL ADS
(That’s a fact unless you try to get your Internet from T-mobile in a Tibetian mountain temple)

6. But you are totally creeped out when you go to a website
to buy your spouse, kid or parent an item
and you are advertised from that site for the next 53 years!
What guy wants to be advertised Juicy Coutoure Handbags?
What girl wants to be advertised 82-in-1 ratchet sets?
HASN’T EVERY PARENT SEEN ENOUGH PILLOW PET COMMERCIALS?
…it creeps us out too.
The other guys will also try…

7. you were right.
it is creepy.

9. I hate typing shit out too.

10. You come to our preference center – its called the
adMatcher™ (and we even TM’d that shit) – but you
can just call it ‘The Clickable Page of AwesomeSauce’
(we haven’t TM’d that. Don wouldn’t let me)
Right now we have 3 challenges. But it
wouldn’t be AwesomeSauce if we
haven’t already planned 60 more.
And every challenge has 3 parts. The
last part is always brands. Because we
not only want to learn about the items
you like but also specific companies you
identify with.
Which usually takes less than a minute for each challenge.
I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD BE FUN!
But to view your ads you have to keep coming back to our
site to keep up to date and learn about…

13. Well. Maybe not in
unless we partner with Red Bull the next time they have someone do a Space Jump

16. This guy increased EBITDA by
TENS OF MILLIONS OF $ as
HEAD OF DIGITAL MARKETING
at Sam’s Club (Wal*Mart) and
ToysRUs. Dude’s a rainmaker.
He has relationships with a ton
of brands and the people that
can get him in front of tons
more. This shit was his idea.
I’m a CPA who found his calling
working in high growth tech
companies and has led finance,
accounting, HR and operations
in startups since the first
Internet Bubble over 15 years
ago, mostly with ad-centric
tech. I’m not really this fat.
PowerPoint adds 10 pounds.
…and finally this guy is a
published M.S., C.S. from
Columbia U. He’s built pretty
amazing stuff in web and mobile
for some big companies including
Motorola and NEC. When he
codes his hands do a Michael
Flatley-like finger dance on the
keyboard. You gotta check it out.

17. And we have a SUPER HELPFUL
Board of Advisers
Not only are they leaders and veterans in their fields
THEY CAN ALSO HOOK US UP WITH BRANDS AND AD NETWORKS
So we can deliver you relevant ads and offers wherever you are
Jon Cook – CEO of VML (WPP)
Tom Meisner – CFO of DigitasLBi/Razorfish, North America
David Haase – EVP Triad Retail Media
Adam Roozen – CEO, Echidna
David Siegel – industry veteran, author and entrepreneur
So we have begun to form a relationship with a publisher who is in 27 cities and
working toward 100 more by the end of next year. Currently with over 50,000
users nationwide. And also with an ad network that has 800 publishers as clients.

18. We can make this happen with an initial investment of $850,000.
And we have projections that would make Wayne Gretzky’s hockey stick blush.
Seriously though. I have been analyzing businesses and models for over 15
years. The projections behind our model are solid and I would be happy to geek
out and show you all the detail.
Then we can ramp up the team, integrate immediately with publishers, build
additional challenges, scale the technology, improve the user experience and hire a
marketing force to sign on brands and attract users.

19. Actually 10x is for chumps.
This investment will go up way more than that.
This investment will get you invited to Oscar parties.
You’ll have NFL stars following you on Twitter
Kate Upton will request you as her next photo shoot photographer.
This investment will grow hair on your chest.
Unless you’re a girl. Then it will just magically change the pumps you
bought at Target into Christian Loubatins.
maybe.
I can’t really officially guarantee that or anything. Quite frankly, I can’t legally even say it.

21. Contact Don@ or Marc@
inControlAds.com
and then we can go into detail about the financials and the roadmap