Sidequests will be available in each level and overarching throughout the game. In the Plains, players can collect wolf butts for a merchant or find eggs for the Breakfast brothers. In the Desert, players can challenge a wrestler or find more breakfast items. Future levels include defeating enemies, racing opponents, and completing the breakfast brother questline to earn pieces of a mace. The final sidequest has players collecting rare crystals with low drop rates for powerful rewards.

1. Mace Swinger Sidequests?
Sidequests are cool and generally there will be two every level starting from Plains: one
of them is contained within the level and the other is over-arching throughout.
Plains:
Side Quest 1:
Context: Sai DeTracker has decided he wants to corner a new market: sidequests! He'll
offer you 10 dirt pieces if you collect 10 wolf butts for him, and he promises to not sell
them on the black market for massive profit. Nope, that would be a terrible thing to do.
Win condition: Kill 10 Wolves and take their butts to Sai DeTracker.
Reward: 10 dirt pieces.
Other info: If you complete this quest, all merchants will have Wolf Butts for sale at
some hyperinflated price (like 6000000 dirt pieces or something). They don't do anything.
Character: Sai DeTracker. Seems honest enough. He's even wearing a tie!
Sidequest 2:
Context: Egg is the youngest of all the Breakfast brothers. The Breakfast brothers
demand breakfast items. Egg wants an egg. If you get Egg and egg, he'll give you one
seventh of a mace he and his brothers are working on! See his other brothers for more
information.
Win condition: Find an egg, bring it to Egg.
Reward: One seventh of a mace.
Other info: Technically, there is no reward until you complete all the Breakfast brother
quests.
Character: Egg Breakfast. He's only little, and he looks and sounds like an egg.
Desert:
Sidequest 1:
Context: Suplex Hogan is the BattleWeight Champion of the world, and he even has the
belt to prove it! He takes on all challengers, even little jabronis like you! He challenges
you to a No DQ match! Steel chair vs. Mace! He'll put his title on his line, and also some
extra endurance he has just because he's that cool?
Win condition: Defeat Suplex Hogan
Reward: BattleWeight Title Belt (Grants extra endurance or something).
Other info: The fight is basically like another boss battle.
Character: Suplex Hogan. Boastful Mexican wrestler. Playing a bad guy wrestler, or
heel to those of you who are as nerdy about this kind of thing as I am.
Sidequest 2:
Context: Coffee is the second youngest of all the Breakfast brothers. They demand
breakfast items. Coffee wants coffee. Get coffee, he gives you one seventh of a mace.
Yadda yadda
Win condition: Find coffee, bring it to Coffee.

2. Reward: One seventh of a mace.
Other info: This is the second seventh of the mace. Six more to go!
Character: Coffee's a pretty cool dude. He probably looks exactly like egg only with a
different colour shirt or something. I mean they're all identical, bar the shirt.
Fort:
Sidequest 1:
Context: Milo Goon is sick and tired of being a bandit. The pay is too little, he's sick of
wearing cool bandanas, and the job doesn't even offer him free dental health. Of course,
in order to prove he is no longer a bandit, his cool bandana needs to be disposed of.
However, he seems to suffer from an illness that forces him to stand in one spot and give
out tedious errands in exchange for a reward, so you're going to have to get rid of the
bandana for him.
Win condition: Getting rid of a bandana somehow. Throw it in a bin or something, I
guess.
Reward: Extra damage against bandits or something. I mean, you're super good at
hurting bandanas, so why not?
Character: Milo Goon. Resembles a bandit, but needs to stand out some how. Sounds
bandity, but with a more LOVING voice.
Sidequest 2:
Context: Sausage is either the third or fourth youngest Breakfast brother. They're twins,
you see. But Poppa and Momma Breakfast don't know which was born first. They were
too busy making Lunch. Anyway, Sausage wants a sausage. He'll give you a bit of the
mace they're making.
Win condition: Find sausage, give to Sausage.
Reward: One seventh of a mace.
Extra info: This is the third of 7 mace components.
Character: Identical to Egg and Coffee, only with a different colour shirt.
Snowy Mountains
Sidequest 1:
Context: The Great Wizard Jeremy has lived on this mountain quite a while, and for
whatever reason, he doubts you have what it takes to survive up here. If you can survive a
hoard of mountain mooks, he'll reconsider his claims.
Win condition: Fight off a horde of angry beasties
Reward: Extra health or something?
Extra info: Probably like 3 waves of enemies, of progressively harder stats.
Character: The Great Wizard Jeremy sort of looks vaguely like an evil Old Beardo.
Sidequest 2:
Context: Cereal is again either the third or fourth youngest Breakfast brother. What does
he want? CEREAL! What a surprise. Gee.
Win condition: Find cereal, give to Cereal.

3. Reward: One seventh of the mace.
Extra info: That's one over half of the mace completed!
Character: Cereal, identical to all the others but a different coloured shirt.
Manchester Dungeon:
Sidequest 1:
*Insert name here* is a down on his luck, door to door salesman. All he wants is for
someone to like his product. Hell, he'll give you a free sample for 500 dirt pieces.
Win condition: Give the man 500 dollars!
Reward: One dirt piece now equates to two dirt pieces, so essentially you collect double
money.
Extra info: The twitter dudes can handle this: whoever donates the most to the game
within a certain time frame gets to name the character, so long as it's nothing offensive or
overly crass.
Character: Down on his luck schmoe, name to be decided via highest bidder.
Sidequest 2:
Context: Black Pudding is the third oldest breakfast brother. Dude wants black pudding.
DON'T DENY HIM!
Win Condition: Black motherf'n pudding. Give it to him.
Reward: One step closer to that there Mace!
Extra info: 5/7 mace pieces done
Character: Do I really need to specify this anymore?
Jalapeno Jungles
Sidequest 1:
Context: "Quick Dude" Rory is pretty quick. Dude bets you couldn't beat him in a race.
He promises something nice if you manage to beat him. Which you won't.
Win condition: Win a race before Rory does.
Reward: You can run quicker
Extra info: I get the feeling this (as well as other situational sidequests like the wrestler
and the wizard dude) should teleport you to extra areas until you either win or lose the
quest. If that's possible.
Character: Boastful brash mofo, welly and truely believes he can not be bested in a race
of this magnitude.
Sidequest 2:
Context: This breakfast brother, the second oldest of them all, is toast. Toast wants toast.
Durka durr.
Win condition: FIND TOAST
Reward: 7/8 of mace!
Extra info: Pretty close now!
Character: LOOKS LIKE THE OTHERS ONLY DIFFERENT COLOUR. Sorry for
shouting :(

4. The Forest
Sidequest 1:
Context: Hamish the Land Octopus is kind of a well respected dude. He runs a business.
Doing pretty well for a land octopus. He bets you can't get a score of above 50 on his
target pop-up game. If you do? He'll be a pretty cool dude.
Win condition: You have 1 minute to slash down targets that pop-up. Green gives 1,
silver gives 2, gold gives 3.
Reward: Damage against everything is increased by various amounts, regardless of mace
used.
Extra info: I don't even know.
Character: Hamis the Land Octopus. He's a land octopus. Who runs a business.
Compared to most business-runners, he's not shady at all and infact rather nice.
Sidequest 2: This is it. The lead up to the final, and OLDEST breakfast brother. His
name? Tim. Huh. Anyway, Tim wants some bacon. Can you give Tim bacon? Go find it!
Win condition: Find bacon.
Reward: Assuming you've found every other breakfast brother, and given them their
respective breakfast food, you are awarded with a new mace. The Breakfast Mace!
Extra info: You only get the reward if you've completed every Breakfast Mace errand.
Character: Tim Breakfast. Looks like every other Breakfast brother, and sing with me
everyone, "He has a different colour shirt"/
The Nightmare Zone
With the breakfast brothers out of the way, prepare for the last sidequest of the game.
Sidequest 1:
Context: Nasty Person Chris (or NPC for short) is short of something: Red Crystals.
These red crystals are outlandishly rare, and drop only very rarely and are easily broken.
He wants 10 of them. If you get them for him, he'll give you something nice.
Win condition: Kill 10 fire turtles. If you're lucky, (and we mean super lucky), they'll
drop a Red Crystal. Collect 10 and report back to NPC.
Reward: Five dirt pieces.
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Oh, and also super improved running, jumping, health and power. (So basically, if you
complete this quest it's like the 11th hour superpower).
Extra info: The crystals should have a super low drop rate. Like, for every turtle you kill,
1 in like 300 will drop the crystal.
Character: Nasty Person Chris, or NPC. He's pretty nasty and you probably shouldn't
have accepted his quest. Oh well.