The document discusses a fictional collusion between goons to blame others for random issues and exaggerate minor problems while secretly colluding to raise prices. However, it states this is not real and the individuals are just doing their jobs, before jokingly asking for a discount rate number to plug into a computer.

1. GOON COLLUSION
FUTURISTIC FICTION
GCFF
It’s not real

2. WE’RE GOING TO BLAME OTHERS FOR RANDOM
NONSENSE AND BLOW MINOR THINGS WAY OUT
OF PROPORTION WHILE WE SECRETLY COLLUDE
TO GOUGE PRICES

3. JK, JK
WE’RE JUST DOING OUR JOBS

4. BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT
NUMBER SHOULD I PLUG
INTO THE COMPUTER FOR
THE DISCOUNT RATE?