1. Jack and the Beanstalker
Once upon a small town...
There was a small town named Smalltown.
In it, there was a very poor family (a mother and a son)
that owned nothing but a house, a shirt each and a single fly.
One day, the mother name Mother sent her son named Jack
into town to buy food for the fly named Fly. As he was in town,
he saw a cop selling beans. "How much do these beans cost?"
"I'll take that fly for them."
"Deal."
"OK. Just be careful, there is someone who would love to get
their hands on those."
Once Jack got home, he showed Mother the beans and told
her he traded it for Fly. After hearing it, Mother had a heart
attack, keeled over, and died. Jack had come troubles caring
for the beans that he named Beans. He tried to feed them but
they wouldn't eat. he also tried to take them for a walk but
they were too lazy. Finally, he gave up and went to sleep.
He woke to a rattling sound. He opened his eyes. Beans was
gone!!! And there was someone running away with him! Jack
chased the man to the backyard. The man was gone. Jack ran
straight toward the back fence, but he ran into a 20-foot-wide
beanstalk. "How could i have missed that?" So he started to
climb. After several hours and many many epic climbing fails,
he climbed through a cloud. "I made it! I reached the top!" He
looked around. It was just a normal cloud. He wasn't even half
way up.
2 days later, he reached the top. He was on a cloud. He saw

2. a sign. 'Home of Beanstalker, 20,000,000 miles.' "OH MY-" and
then he uttered a word that should only be said by the devil
himself. Two weeks after that, he had arrived at a kitchen. In
the corner he saw another sign. 'Shortcut to Jack's house.
(works both ways)' He again uttered that horrid word and then
saw Beans on the counter.
He grabbed Beans and rushed to the shortcut. It was and
elevator that led straight to His house. Then someone stopped
him. "Stop."
"Who are you?"
"I am Frank, AKA, the Beastalker."
"Nice to meet you. H--" and he jumped out the window and
landed a couple minutes later, he landed in his backyard. He
looked into the sky. The elevator and cloud where the
Beanstalker lived spontaneously combusted and fell for
absolutely no reason.
Jack decided it was best to eat the beans. So he did. Then
the phone rang. 'RING-RING-'
"Hello?"
"Hi Jack, its me, Cop. The cop you bought your beans from."
"Hi."
"Just wanted to say, don't eat the beans, they're poisonous.
Just a heads up."
So, Jack died an hour later from food poisoning.
The End