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FeatureCreep Product Roadmap
1. Feature Creep Make the right thing and make the thing right!
Product Roadmap
2012 - 2015
Product Vision
AGILITY
VISION STATEMENT
• Can leap tall buildings in a single bound
• Deploys faster than you can erect a deckchair • To become the leading global provider of <YOUR
• Can perform any function simply by re-arranging the PRODUCT CATEGORY HERE>
ones and zeros
• To achieve greater synergies between <TECHNOLOGY
SCALABILITY AND REDUNDANCY NAME 1> and <TECHNOLOGY NAME 2> leading to
increasing efficiency at lower cost
• Smaller than an ant’s nuts or as big as a whale’s willy –
you decide • To leverage <UPCOMING TECHNOLOGY TREND>
• Geographic and logical failover – we’ve made it brittle so combined with our expertise in <WHATEVER IT IS
we can sell you more of them
YOU’VE BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST DECADE> to
• Runs on any operating system*
deliver greater value to our
COLLABORATION <CUSTOMERS/INVESTORS/EMPLOYEES/CASUAL
ACQUAINTANCES/PAROLE OFFICERS>
• Facilitate collaboration across teams and locations
• Uses fewer muscles than frowning
• Individually you can do nothing, but together you can
agree that nothing can be done
HEALTHY
ABOUT FEATURE CREEP TECHNOLOGY
• Naturally low in rat droppings
• Can radically increase weight-loss when used as part of a
food-free diet Here is Edward Bear coming
downstairs now, bump, bump, bump
• Enriched with poly-gamma-hydro-liposomes, B52 and on the back of his head, behind
soluble roughage Christopher Robin.
It is, as far as he knows, the only way
SOFT TOILET PAPER of coming downstairs, but
sometimes he feels there really is
• Kind to the bottom another way, if he could just stop
• No more bunged up toilets bumping for a moment and think of
it.
• Manufactured from sustainable forests by nice people
www.feature-creep.com
* So long as it’s Windows XP, Service Pack 3