The document describes a new student motivation program called "Cheerios Buds" that uses both positive and negative reinforcement. It claims the program will be delivered directly to classrooms with no teacher effort required. Students are motivated to study through public humiliation if they fail monthly tests, but teachers only pay $35 per failed test to the company. The program costs parents $5 per student per month to participate.
11. the result …
What is the Shape of the Earth?
TORUS
DISC
SPHEROID
OTHER
Hurray !!!!
12. It is an all in one package …
parents ‘opt in’ for just $5 every month *
but
you pay only $35 ‘per test’ to cheerios buds
and only if a student fails !!
An absolute bargain ….
*per student per month
Students not performing well in University ? Not attending classes and exams become sort of norm ? Do students take college for granted ?
Is the majority of students fail or perform poorly in class ? Have teachers become frustrated in not being able to motivate the students enough to study ? Are more and more students dropping out of classes as the years progress ?
Are parents becoming frustrated with the colleges inability to teach students ? Do parents blame the university entirely in not doing much to teach their kids ?
If the answers to some or most of the above questions is yes, then there needs to be go some serious thought here. Hey, but help in on your way !These could all justbe a talk of the past. We can help you with an brilliant idea to get your students not only do very well in college, but also, stand out of the crowd and make the university proud !
All they need is a bit of "Motivation" and in the right way !
We have come to you with a brilliant but well researched toolset, which has been developed by a leading psychologists. This concept is based on the famous 'carrot and the stick' theory. The stick here is the 'fear of humiliation' which we would achieve usingthe rotten flower, while the carrot here is a degree with distinction...
So how does this work ??First, (entry animation - #1 ) we would identify the failed students - or - students who have performed poorly (as per the university standards). Each of these students (entry animation - #2) would then receive a set of 'rotten' flowers as a 'gift' for their brilliant performance in tests in front of everybody in their class, which (entry animation - #3) obviously should leave the student in a sad state.
These flowers would be hand delivered to these students, right in the middle of the day, by their favourite teachers in front of everyone. This delivery would be taken up completely by the company and no intervention would be required by the university / college management. We expect this to convey sufficient humiliation to the students, which as per psychologists is one of the best motivators for a student to study.
Our (under testing) Motivation through humiliation™ system may upgrade your students into better grades, potentially forcing them to studying up to 80% harder for up to 100% longer!
Studies show that increased grades from the bottom 5% of your students will have an incredible ripple effect on your placement within league tables, improve teachers mental well being and job satisfaction and turn your worst students into your most hard working students.
Now, who takes the cost? This could be parents of students, who would have to anyways officially "Opt in" their kids into this programme - to be covered from the legal side - and would be willing to pay a very negligible amount of 5 $ per month (per student). This would be towards assurance by the university to try to do something 'extra' and going out of the conventional teaching methodology to motivate their kids to study and succeed in life. Interestingly, the university would pay only 35 $ to 'Cheerios Buds !' per student - per test, who fails tests. We expect that initially the number of students would be higher, however over a period of time, the number of students receiving the flowers from us would be considerable lower, and thus lowering the cost to the university !
'Cheerio Buds !' we motivate to succeed - for a bright future of your students - for a better tomorrow !