The Views Expressed Do Not Represent The Views Of The Organization

1. Wine
&
Dine
BOL Advisory Group
It’s not what you
think, she’s putting
her money into
MY pocket!

2. She better wine and dine
me before she thinks she
can take me home

3. No, I don’t
want to cook
a complicated
breakfast the
next morning
with eggs,
waffles and
stuff like that
I want to grab an
orange and hit the
road. Eating fancy food
is what Starbucks
breakfast is for!

4. Seriously, you
booked our
anniversary
dinner at a
bourgeois
restaurant??
I’d rather eat KFC and
then watch Netflix for a
whole weekend

5. My father is rolling over in
his bed thinking about all
the money I spent on gym
fees and personal trainers
to look good for you, girl?!
Where he’s from if you try too
hard to look good for the
basement party, they’ll make
fun of you until your self-
esteem is gone

6. I went out for a
date in Ann
Arbor one time,
and when I told
her I don’t like
sushi, she
almost broke up
with me right
there
Now I actually like
sushi, but I don’t
like her. Go figure

7. We’re gonna have to tighten our belts from now on, honey

8. I could have
got us a dinner
for two, a
movie, a bottle
of wine, and
prophylactics
all for under
$19.95…
Can’t believe I let you
talk me into going to
that fancy place and
letting you spend $20 on
the appetizers alone!

9. Shhh! I’m checking
my bank account.
Don’t tell him I make
more money than him