4. SOME RURAL AMERICANS ARE LOOKING AT ME
CRAZIER THAN MY DISTANT POLISH RELATIVES DO
A few of my relatives were
curious why I donβt want
to go HERE all the time
Some of my former
coworkers couldnβt believe
I had never eaten HERE
In actuality I prefer to go
HERE some of the time
5. THE βCOOL KIDSβ FROM OUT OF TOWN THINK WEβRE
ALL ASSHOLES, BUT THEYβRE STREAMING JEREMIH
LIKE A MOFO
6. MY BALL PLAYER BUDDY TOLD ME TO FIND A NICE
SUBURBAN GIRL, DONβT MESS WITH NO CITY WIFE