Big Like Big Business

1. Adult Stuff
Jan Bak

2. “
Big Like Big Business
Also Known As

3. “
Romance In The Alley
Also Known As

4. “
Bros Will Be Bros & Hoes Will Be Hoes
Also Known As

5. Girl if you play me
for a fool, I’ll be
down somewhere
in Chicago/
Smokin’ something
stronger than
a pack of
Red Marlboro

6. Oh, these clever marketing ploys #hahalulz
Exceptional Serving Amounts In An Unexceptional Serving Size

8. Girls Used To Ask
R u in a frat?!

9. Now They Say
What kind of car
do u drive?!

10. The Tactful Ones Just
Google The House Prices
“He’s rich!”

11. What is a status hoe?
Is it true you must first romance
a status hoe before you can
change the status quo…

12. Uh, I missed my flight….