PPP final

1. HELP
Hey there. How’s it going? I’m Anthony O.
I couldn’t help but notice you could use some assistance.
You’ve probably got a lot of people offering their services, huh?
WANTED

2. I thought I might throw my hat into the ring.

3. But... I’m not gonna yank ya ‘round.

4. I know people like me are a dime a dozen.
Standard Programmer Résumé
Name:
Anthony or something
Stuff I did:
I dunno. Programs.
Education:
Several. Adequate.
Five Year Goals:
Blah blah blah………………….
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Programming Languages:
C, C++, C#
Java
Python
PHP
HTML, XML
So maybe I should get to the part where I tell you I’m different?

5. Let’s define the nature of our relationship first.

6. The basic idea is that I do stuff for you...

7. ...and then you give me money.

8. You might ask for something like company pride, brand championing, or loyalty.
*Dorito Pope

9. I can tell you I don’t necessarily possess those qualities.

10. However, if your company cares about its employees as much as its bottom line...

11. If it pushes the envelope...

12. If it wants to change the world...

13. If it sees value in ideas like fairness, equality, and accountability.

14. ...Then that’s something I want to be a part of.

15. So, maybe now you wanna know what makes me so special?
Well, I’m only sure of a few things.

16. I don’t use people as step-ladders.

17. My mantra is that doing things the right way, with an eye on the future, is the
best recipe for long-term success.

18. “Doing it the right way with an eye on
the future.”

19. So, I hope we have these things in common.

20. Maybe we could make a good team.

21. P.S.
I can also program things. You might find that useful too.
Anthony O.
[EMAIL]
[PHONE NUMBER]

22. “Agency”
https://ephemeralnewyork.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/jobsinthedepression.jpg
“The Oldest Profession”
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/The_Oldest_Profession_FilmPoster.jpeg
“Company Pride”
http://www.unitiv.com/Portals/51762/images/pride.jpg
“Dorito Pope”
http://www.fronteira.net.br/wp-content/themes/monochrome/doritos-pope-prayer-i2.png
“Salute”
http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/incoming/article4712652.ece/alternates/s2197/German-football-supporters-
giving-the-Nazi-salute-during-the-international-match-against-England-at-White-Hart-
Lane.jpg
“Daria”
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/055/6/7/daria_morgendorffer_by_chelagirl-d4quhhk.png
“Google”
https://www.google.com
“Intel”
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Intel-logo.svg/293px-Intel-logo.svg.png
“Tesla”
https://googledrive.com/host/0B0M5bT18YZDCUWxfRTlDSHZENUk/final/tesla_assets/tesla_flag.svg
“Justice”
https://www.flickr.com/photos/13522546@N00/9232145713/

23. “Puzzele”
http://l.rgbimg.com/cache1nYyU5/users/w/wi/wilhei/600/mmIOXNO.jpg
“Step”
http://www.freerangelongmont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/stepping_on_little_guy.jpg
“Julia”
http://localnashville.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/julia.jpg