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What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.

What is height of laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on
a morning walk

What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

What is height of
Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to
recollect when you saw him / her
last.

What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole
of a glass door.

What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and
a half ticket.

What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath
on the road.

What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.

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