100 ways to solve the problem

1. the night parties

2. this is my problem:

3. solutions connecting with:
- me
- the shop
- the place
- them

4. ME ►
induce sleep ► make myself calm
- to take a sleeping pills
- to drink big martini (or ten)
- to take some drugs
- to pracice sport intensively before sleep
- to practice sex intesively
- to drink sedatives herbs
- to practice yoga
- to meditate
- to train alfa waves of brain (biofeedback method)
- to count sheep
- to listen to lullabies

5. ME ►
induce sleep ►
replace noises with calming sounds
- to play sounds of ocean waves
- to play sounds of driving cars
- to play of rain tapping at windowsills
- to play sounds of chirping cicadas

6. ME ►
not to hear noises
- to install a climatisation and close the window
- to clog up ears with earplugs
- to cover a head with a pillow
- to undergo an ear surgery aiming at loosing the sense of listening
- to fill ears with water by diving in bath
- to construct special helmet deadening sounds
- to install on the window a device reflecting sounds waves
- to install sound-absorbing blinds on the window

7. ME ►
others
- to reorganize the apartment: move the bedroom to the kitchen
- to move out to some quiet place
- to take chemicals witch reduce sleepieng needs
- to pretend that I don’t care 
- to change the job and sleep at days
- to involve the neighbours and discuss the best solution
THE SHOP
- to submitt a petition to local authorities for closing up the shop
- to make the shop loose a permission for selling alcohol
- to submit a petition to close the shop at nights
- to fire it

8. THE PLACE ►
inaccessible
- to set a sound barrier around the square
- to plant thick bushes wich will drown out the noise
- to arround the sqare with a fence closing up for nights
- to persuade local authorithies to close the area
- to buy benches for private use
- to occupy benches with earlier with friends
- to pay some old pensioners to occupy the benches

9. THE PLACE ►
uncomfortable
- to apply something awfull on benches
- to apply glue on benches
- to put something stinking nearby
- to lure ants with something sweet
- to make a little pond and found a colony of mosquitos
- to found a colony of bats
- to saw the boards of benches part of the way through
- to set a shower with a string and pull it when they will be too loud
- to remove benches
- to install strong unpleasant light
- to install a sprinkler starting up at 10:00 pm
- to play unpleasant sounds with high frequencyaudible only for young people
- to release a baloon with a substance inducing rain
- to play them on baby cry when they will be too loud
- to release trained dogs to frighten them
- to arrange „meetting with ghost” to frighten them
- to play them modern jazz or symphonic music

10. THE PLACE ►
uncomfortable
- to connect benches to electric current (weak)
- to roughen the surfaces of benches
- to gossips that sitting on the bench brings bad luck
- to lease to tigers from the zoo to guard the benches
- to start the engine of some old Ford and direct car fumes towards them
- to put sth heavy / immovable on the benches
- to arrange the playground for adults
- to encourage dogs to pee on the benches regularly
- to come out and sit with them on benches 

11. THEM ► intervention
Legal
- to call the police when they will be too loud
- to call the police every day a minute after 10:00 pm
- to ask TV journalist for intervention
- to identify them and talk to their parents
Medium drastic
- to shout at them by the window
- to ask husband to shout at them by the window
- to throw at them with unboiled eggs
- to snipe at them with sling-shot
- to buy toy guns and put them against their backs
Drastic
- to organized a group of other young men to chase them away
- to murder them
- to ask a witch to cast a spell on them

12. THEM ► kindly asking
- to leave them a note with request for quiet
- to come out and ask them to be quiet
- to buy them lollipops and ask them to be quiet
- to go nad ask them for a piece of advice
- to identify a group leader and talk to him
- to bribe them
- to dress smartly and promise a date in return for being quiet
- to present them this list and ask them to choose sth that will work for them
THEM ► others
- to make another better place for them
- to arrange a playground for adults
- to organized a party for them every evening in the nearest bar

13. THEM ► intervention
Anonymous
- let them know that I know what they are talking about
- to record their talks and play them the most interesting parts
- to record them and place the video on youtube
- to send them letters with threats
Drastic
- to sneak and throw sedatives to their beers
- to spray nerve gas
- to spray sedatives
- to commit a crime and fabricate evidence against them
- to indentify where they are live and make noise under their windows
Very drastic
- to to kidnap a little sister of one of them and blackmail him
- to send them parcels with explosives
For adults only
- to send a prostitute nad spread some disease among them

14. Thank you for your attention 
….I’m just moving out… no internet, no computer, no time