1. The Down Sizing of Our Solar System
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© 2013 ROi

2. I’m glad you could all make it today.
Sorry for that last flare. It was totally
unplanned. I heard there were some
nice auroras, however.
You’re the best,
boss!
Looking awesome
today, sir!
Cut the crap and get on
with the layoffs.
Yeah yeah
whatever.
Shmoozers.
Shhhh!

3. As you all know,
we are in the midst of a
transition. This is not an
easy time for you or
me. Current universal
conditions have forced
us to do more with less.
So, yes, the rumors are
true – there will be a
reduction in force, and
a reorganization of
responsibilities.

4. Jupiter you are too old, too
big and you have yet to clean
up that big red spot.
Therefore, this is your exit
notice. You have two earth
days to clear your orbit.
And your moons will
no longer be your
responsibility.
WTF?
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
He’s mean.

5. Saturn, those moons and those rings ...
It’s not cost effective to do both.
Your time could be better utilized.
You will keep the
rings. Your moons
will go elsewhere.
Mommy!
Mommy!
Mommy!
Mommy!
Mommy!
Dude’s power trippin’.

6. But who gets
responsibility for
my babies?
Yes, who?

7. Yes. Go
ahead.
Ahhh … Can I ask
a question?
Earth!

8. Does a pay increase go along
with my increase in
responsibility?
If you want to maintain your status in this solar
system you will accept these conditions. Plus,
Mars is moving into your orbit to help you.
He’s mean.
Or improved climate
conditions worldwide?

9. I’m what?
You heard the man.
Shut up,
Rover!

10. Uranus and Neptune, you two will share Jupiter’s old orbit.
Mars you need to get some new life going while spinning
next to Earth. Mercury and Venus , I will simply suck you in.
Is that a 57 Chevy back there?
Good to see you, old friend.
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11. I knew it was
gunna be bad.
But not like this!
He likes old cars but not old
workers. What a jerk!

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How will our solar system adjust to the major changes just announced?
Can the remaining planets still do their jobs under new pressures?
Tune in next time for another thrilling adventure in
The Down Sizing of Our Solar System!

13. © 2013 ROi
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