Here are some advises which help you to fail your presentation. Do not try it :-)

1. 10 steps to fail
your presentation
According to article “How to fail the public speaking”
by Alexander Yanyhbash

2. Preparing for losers!
Have fun, don’t rehearse.

3. Don’t find any details.
You’re great improvisator.

4. Forget about your audience.
Don’t look into their eyes.

5. Be monotonous like an old
mechanical piano.
Just dub your text

6. You never know when you’ll
forget the first words.

7. Speak more filler words!

8. Ignore questions. They have
to gain your confidence

9. Don’t pay attention to your clothes

10. Make your slides harder
to perceive. More information!

11. Illustrations and animation.
Show all your PP-skills!

12. And the last one. Stay at home and
don’t visit your presentation