1. A Living Parody By Me  Music Rise Up by Rita Springer

2. My name is Song but I can’t sing!

3. I love Jesus! but don’t spend time with Him.

4. I am half-Korean But I only speak English.

5. I LOVE football but can’t play at all.

6. I am a woman- who doesn’t quite know how to be one.

7. I am a 30 year old but also a college freshmen.

8. I like people but don’t like talking to them.

9. I want kids but don’t like other peoples’.

10. I like laughter- but hate my own.

11. I want to succeed- yet I give up too easily.

12. I walk - but I am . tall short

13. I am a smart-alleck who has no wit.

14. This is over- Yet I am still going! 