“Backups don’t make
                            me money”
                                      - CTO, client.




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--    MySQL dump 10.13          Distrib 5.1.44, for pc-linux-gnu (i686)
--
--    Host: localhost    Database: mysql
--    ...
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Oh, and the CTO from the opening slide?




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IGNITE MySQL - Backups Don't Make Me Money

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Backups aren't exciting or glamorous. They don't make you money and there's no such thing as a valid backup. But, understanding your restores is exciting! Let me draw you a few pictures of database restores at their most ironic, entertaining, and even thrilling.

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IGNITE MySQL - Backups Don't Make Me Money

  1. 1. “Backups don’t make me money” - CTO, client. Monday, June 28, 2010
  2. 2. http://www.flickr.com/photos/vitamindave/ Monday, June 28, 2010
  3. 3. I have blueprints, and the fabrication drawings. http://www.flickr.com/photos/chicagogeek/ Monday, June 28, 2010
  4. 4. http://www.flickr.com/photos/adactio/ Monday, June 28, 2010
  5. 5. http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevecadman/ Monday, June 28, 2010
  6. 6. http://www.flickr.com/photos/cdharrison/ Monday, June 28, 2010
  7. 7. -- MySQL dump 10.13 Distrib 5.1.44, for pc-linux-gnu (i686) -- -- Host: localhost Database: mysql -- ------------------------------------------------------ -- Server version 5.1.44-community-log /*!40101 SET @OLD_CHARACTER_SET_CLIENT=@@CHARACTER_SET_CLIENT */; /*!40101 SET @OLD_CHARACTER_SET_RESULTS=@@CHARACTER_SET_RESULTS */; /*!40101 SET @OLD_COLLATION_CONNECTION=@@COLLATION_CONNECTION */; /*!40101 SET NAMES utf8 */; /*!40103 SET @OLD_TIME_ZONE=@@TIME_ZONE */; /*!40103 SET TIME_ZONE='+00:00' */; /*!40014 SET @OLD_UNIQUE_CHECKS=@@UNIQUE_CHECKS, UNIQUE_CHECKS=0 */; /*!40014 SET @OLD_FOREIGN_KEY_CHECKS=@@FOREIGN_KEY_CHECKS, FOREIGN_KEY_CHECKS=0 */; /*!40101 SET @OLD_SQL_MODE=@@SQL_MODE, SQL_MODE='NO_AUTO_VALUE_ON_ZERO' */; /*!40111 SET @OLD_SQL_NOTES=@@SQL_NOTES, SQL_NOTES=0 */; -- -- Current Database: `schema` -- CREATE DATABASE /*!32312 IF NOT EXISTS*/ `schema` /*!40100 DEFAULT CHARACTER SET latin1 */; USE `schema`; Importing with mysql -d schematest< schemadump.sql doesn’t help Monday, June 28, 2010
  8. 8. http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnjoh/ Monday, June 28, 2010
  9. 9. <3 xkcd.com Monday, June 28, 2010
  10. 10. http://www.flickr.com/photos/gongus/ Monday, June 28, 2010
  11. 11. http://www.flickr.com/photos/stallio/ Monday, June 28, 2010
  12. 12. http://www.flickr.com/photos/frield/ Monday, June 28, 2010
  13. 13. http://www.flickr.com/photos/philliecasablanca/ Monday, June 28, 2010
  14. 14. http://www.flickr.com/photos/matijagrguric/ Monday, June 28, 2010
  15. 15. http://www.flickr.com/photos/myklroventine/ Monday, June 28, 2010
  16. 16. Oh, and the CTO from the opening slide? Monday, June 28, 2010
  17. 17. http://www.flickr.com/photos/gemstone/ Monday, June 28, 2010
  18. 18. http://www.flickr.com/photos/amagill/ Monday, June 28, 2010
  19. 19. http://www.flickr.com/photos/laffy4k/ Monday, June 28, 2010
  20. 20. sarah@bluegecko.net @sarahnovotny @bluegecko Monday, June 28, 2010
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