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Waking up siblings_how_to

  1. 1. How to Wake Up Lazy Siblings By:Peter Buur
  2. 2. Introduction <ul><li>    Have you ever been annoyed by you lazy siblings? Well, I guarantee you that my method will wake up your siblings; whether they want to or not! </li></ul><ul><li>     </li></ul>
  3. 3. Supplies <ul><li>A Cold Glass of Water </li></ul><ul><li>Your Pet (Cat, Dog, Gerbil Guinea Pig etc.) Fish are not Recommended. </li></ul><ul><li>iPod, Stereo or MP3 </li></ul>
  4. 4. Step One <ul><li>    Walk quietly in to your target's (siblings) room. Step up next bed and shake them roughly. </li></ul>
  5. 5. Step Two <ul><li>    Grab the top and bottom of their sheets and pull as hard as you can. If they groan it is starting to work. </li></ul>
  6. 6. Step Three <ul><li>    Next, sit on them in different places (Chest, Legs) until they try to push you off. </li></ul>
  7. 7. Step Four <ul><li>     Stand up and play your siblings least favorite song very loud. Warning don't blast it or your siblings ears and your headphones will be damaged. </li></ul>
  8. 8. Step Five <ul><li>    Stand on their bed and jump around to the same song but don't jump on the. If you do they will probably punch you. </li></ul>
  9. 9. Step Six <ul><li>    Then dump (carefully) your pet on to their bed. Hopefully this will make them get up. If not continue on. </li></ul>
  10. 10. Step Seven <ul><li>     If they still don't get up put the water on their feet, hands , and face. They will probably get up screaming. </li></ul>
  11. 11. Step Eight <ul><li>     Enjoy the rest of your day! (Or not depending on your sibling) </li></ul>
  12. 12. Conclusion <ul><li>    I hope that this works for you and you get to wake up that lazy sibling! </li></ul>

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