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The Pause Legacy - Chapter 7: How Cute Is This Damn Kid?!
1. Hello and welcome again. My tablet decided to die for no reason at the moment, so for now itโs all readable text. Another excuse to spam Bon. I luv him.
2. The first thing I saw when turning on the sims was this monstrosity. AHHHHHHH!!!! Poor Eleni. Sims 3 sure has some good glitches.
4. Eleni is just holding that face all the time. I wasnโt the one who stretched your bones and caved your face in. Damn grumpy sims. Maybe Iโll go and check on some of the gen. 2 spares.
5. So far Dion and his wife Jackie have 2 kids. EA named Carla and Carisa. Carisalooks a lot like her mother which is unfortunate, while Carla somehow look like Pauline. Which is also unfortunate.
6. They donโt care. They are in marriage bliss all the time and donโt even notice how ugly their kids are.
7. The eldest son Zared, not much is going for him. Heโs still at the bottom rung of the military career and canโt get it together.
8. He still lives with his ex-girlfriend and her creepy brother Vasyl. Zaredhas managed to become a romantic interest with another lady sim, Niki. Unfortunately Niki is cheating on him with Vasyl, and Vasyl already has 3 other girlfriends! How is that even possible!
9. Weโll check on the others later. Right now is back to Bonbon and his cuteness. So, does it taste better when you scoff it all into your mouth at once?
13. Isla got her motherโs voluptuous figure and became neurotic. Personally I think neurotic sims are great. :D
14. Horray. I was so worried that Eleni would turn out somewhat ugly. But sheโs gorgeous. Look at those eyes.
15. Look how beautiful these two turned out. Iโm so happy with Jude and Myraโs genes.
16. It just wouldnโt be a Pause birthday without Jude making fun of the birthday sim. And Myra is looking none to keen either. These two must be the worst parents to throw you a birthday!
17. Which parents do you want celebrating your birthday. Yeah, thatโs what I thought.
18. Back to Gen 2. I was trying to let story-teller decide to put Roy and Mathilda from Obsoletedingbatโs legacy together but it wasnโt happening so itโs time to intervene.
19. Eleni: โYes, I give Uncle Roy permission to be with Mathilda.โ Umm, thanks Eleni.
20. Now, just gaze deeply into each otherโs eyes....and BAM. You are now in lurv.
28. Jude: โStill this legacy hasnโt returned to talking about me. Whatโs wrong? Did I get ugly all of a sudden and not notice. Bonbon, is Daddy ugly?โ
29. Bon: โDun worry Daddy, Bonbon think Daddy is handsome.โ Jude: โI love this kid. You can be a secondary character all you like.โ
30. Still wretchedly adorable. Just the way I like it. Cโmon Bon, get a good trait at least. Iโve never had a hydrophobic sim before. Letโs hope itโs interesting.
31. Bon shortly rolled is LTW to be an author, so I got him on the computer right away. His first book was titled โThe Degenerate Path.โ How does a kid know a word like that? Bon: โThe rain beat harshly on the nervous manโs forehead as he stood outside the dilapidated house, his frozen fingers fumbling for the rusty key in his pocket.โ
32. Isla also rolled the want to be an author so Iโve had her stuck on the computer all day as well. Her first book was called โA Day Outโ.No pressure then. Isla: โUmm, the man with the goatee yelled....No ,the man with the goatee spoke loudly......umm...whatโs another word for spoke? Man, writing is hard.โ
33. Isla likes to pull off the scowl that her mother does so well. I hate it.
34. Eleni rolled to be a creature/robot cross-breeder. She now gardens all day and catches bugs.
35. Isla: โGot you. Ms. Ladybug. Youโre going to look great cross-bred with a robot.โ
36. Look, itโs Pauline, back as her first night as a ghost. Doing what she does best. Dancing all damned night long. Pauline: โLook at her. Thatโs not how you do the pregnant lady dance. Sheโs never going to have more kids with those sorts of moves.โ
37. Eleni: โEwww Grammy, take a hint. No one likes to watch old people dance, especially after theyโve died. Youโre just embarrassing yourself.โ
38. Pauline: โI will start taking your advise when you stop embarrassing yourself and stop pulling those pants up to your shoulders.โ
39. Edmund: โWhat are you watching kiddo? Looks old.โ Eleni: โI found a box of old videos. This oneโs label was Edmundโs and Paulineโs Wedding. I wanted to watch you and Grammy get married.โ
40. Eleni: โOH MY GOD. WHAT IS THIS!?โ Edmund: โYeah, it actually reads Edmund and Paulineโs Wedding Night. I look pretty buff though donโt I?โ Eleni: โCanโt..find...words...also...going...blind.โ
41. Edmund: โWe couldnโt wait. We celebrated in the aeroplaneโs bathroom. Can you tell? I still think it was kind of romantic.โ Eleni: โAre my eyes bleeding? They feel like theyโre bleeding.โ
42. Edmund: โAlright Bonbon. Iโve been told you havenโt touched your homework in over a week. Grampyโs in charge now and we arenโt moving until pencils are in hand and things are being learnt!โ
43. Bon: โYou could make me do my homework. Or better yet you can go over and cavort with that lady you like who clothes are too tight.โ Edmund: โHuh, that does sound kind of fun.โ
44. Edmund: โWhat do you mean you donโt love me?โ Shanna: โEdmund, I donโt care for you at all. This whole relationship is just a ruse to make your son fall for me.โ Edmund: โBut we are having a child. Iโve already named your tummy watermelon.โ Shanna: โYouโre a whiny old man and Iโm a sizzling young woman. Iโd rather set fire to my crotch than give birth to your watermelon baby.โ
46. Jude: โDid you do your homework like Grampy told you to?โ Bon: โHe suggested it, but I suggested his time was better spent hanging with that girl who looks like sheโs going to rip her clothes off at any minute.โ Jude: โWell put it this way. Either you to your homework, or youโre having a bath.โ
50. Bon: โTime to concentrate. If I think about it really hard. I can make the pen go down and write my homework for me. Come on pencil, levitate. Think about Charlotte and her role in the book....and go!โ
51. Bon: โDang. You wrote about The Hungry Catapillar you stupid pencil.โ
52. I love when twins are BFFโs. Except when they play videogames together. They arenโt very graceful losers. Isla: โLook like I win again Eleni. Maybe you should take your hands out of the dirt every now and then and give me a serious challenge.โ
53. Eleni: โYeah well, youโre fat! Stop eating so much chicken!โ Isla: โNa-ah. When they stop making it so delicious, Iโll stop eating it.โ
54. Edmund: โMyra, Iโve only just noticed how dazzling your eyes are, like jewels. Have I mentioned how lonely Iโve been since I lost Pauline, and so I just thought maybe....me and you...โ OH EDMUND NO! YOU DID NOT JUST HIT ON YOUR SONโS WIFE!
55. Myra: โI hope that you did not just hit on your sonโs wife. I know Jude loves you, but Iโll give the word and heโll drop you like a ton of bricks after a drunken night on the town. Iโm a very busy woman saving my children from fire demons, mind stealing ghosts and the eternal spiral of damnation. So I donโt have the time to be constantly defending myself from such lewd remarks. So you just stop it right now.โ
56. Myra: โDonโt think that just because youโre not here, doesnโt mean you donโt get a good talkinโ too!โ
57. Edmund, stop that sparkly business now! Youโre not meant to die for ages.
58. Grim: โEdmund Pause! I. AM. DEATH. I am here to pass judgement on your soul. Now, letโs get out of here before a bereaving relative arrives.โ
59. Jude: โOh Dad, you died in your pyjamas. Thatโs so uncool!โ Grim: โOkay, I guess you can say goodbye to one person.โ
60. Isla: โHey whatโs going on. I heard screaming.....Grampy no!!!!!!โ Grim: โEh, I hate it when the family is home. I can never just put a scythe in a dead manโs back and then chill and watch his TV for a bit. Is that too much to ask?โ
61. Bon: โDad, Iโve considered your options and now a bath doesnโt......whatโs that?โ Bon! NO! Donโt look! Donโt lose your child innocence.
62. Bon: โToo late! Grampy, why are you so shiny? Whatโs that scythe man doing to your back?โ
63. Edmund Pause: 94 Days Old Edmund no! You were too young! Even Pauline got to 101 days! Iโm sorry I married you to a floozy like Pauline. But you had 5 boys and countless grandkids and adored them all. I will miss your hatred of toilet serpents, your inability to pick up ladies and your traffic cone spacesuit.
68. Jude: โYou hussy. You caused our beloved Dad to die. I wonโt rest until the whole town knows what a manipulative hussy you really are.โ Shanna: โWatch what you are saying. Donโt make me punch you in the throat.โ
69. Jude: โOh youโre worried about what I would say? Hey everyone! This lady slept with a fragile old man and then killed him off. Sheโs loves taking advantage of helpless men and then tossing them aside and I hear she like to be called a firecrotch.โ
70. Shanna: โI didnโt know he died okay! I just wanted to make Roy love me! If Roy would just be my boyfriend none of this would have happened. Yes I am manipulative and flirty and I will use those traits to make sure every man in town is against you and love me and they will carry Roy in chains to my door!โ
71. Jude: โWow, Iโve never been yelled at by a woman whoโs not crazy before. Itโs kind of scary.โ
72. Roy turned up on the scene so I out him in the middle of the argument too. Roy: โI overheard in the yelling match that youโre pregnant? Congratulations are in order.โ Shanna: โThanks, itโs your Dadโs. By the way, heโs dead.โ
73. Roy: โWas that a joke? I donโt get it.โ Jude: โRoy! In order to try to seduce you she somehow thought it would be a good idea to get pregnant with our dad, whoโs now dead!โ
74. Roy: โWhat, she had sex with the corpse of our dead father?! Thatโs disgusting. She should be in jail!โ Jude: โWow, youโre right. You really donโt get it.โ
75. Jude: โI have a great idea how to get even with Shanna. First, we kill her family and then โ Roy: โNo. No, we canโt do that.โ Jude: โOh well Iโll just force myself into making out with her and sheโll be so embarrassed about being seen in such circumstances with the son of her former lover, she wonโt dare leave her house again.โ Roy: โThat makes no sense. And sheโs flirty. I think sheโll be fine with anyone making out with her.โ
77. AHHH! JUDE! I should have never played kiss-chicken between and inappropriate sim and a flirty sim.
78. Look how nice Edmundโs tombstone is compared to Paulineโs. If I were the ghost of Pauline Iโd be a bit pissed.
79. Itโs been a while since only having one kid. I keep thinking Bon must be lonely without a twin next to him. Then I remember heโs a hydrophobic loner who hates the outdoors. I think heโs fine.
80. Bon: โDad, insult that guy from that movie again. Itโs so funny.โ Jude: โOkay. Hi, my name is that jerk from those vampire movies. I look awful most of the time and in all the promotional posters I give you a look like Iโm about to kidnap your child.โ Bon: โThat was pretty good.โ Jude: โOkay, you do better.โ
82. Jude: โThatโs the most accurate impersonation Iโve ever seen. Come her for a hug.โ Bon: โYay!โ
83. Edmunds virility is still working strong. Shanna gave birth to twin girls names Carrie and Dalma. EA sure likes some interesting names.
84. Shanna: โGreat, I didnโt even want one of them. Smelly useless things.โ Be sure not to vote for Shanna in the best new mother awards. Well catch you next time when we check on Roy and Mathildaโs babies, Bon grows up and we choose the next heir. Ohhhhh