The Pause Legacy - Chapter 10: A Glitchy Generation


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The Pause Legacy - Chapter 10: A Glitchy Generation

  1. 1. Bon and I share faces. After the mess that we have been through trying to sort this game out after crashes, errors, corrupted saves and bad mods, my face looked the same. I tried to hold onto what the game was up to, but it was a lost cause and I had to revert to an old back-up where Jacqueline and Monique were babies.<br />
  2. 2. Thankfully I didn’t lose that much from what I have shared in the legacy so far. I think the only thing is that Danita is no longer pregnant.<br />Bon: “Shame.”<br />Quiet you.<br />
  3. 3. Jude: “Don’t be afraid of walking Jacqui. Once you know how to stomp those feet, everything goes your way and people either fall in line or fall under them.”<br />Why do I let Jude teach them things, inappropriate snobs are not good role models.<br />
  4. 4. Jacqui: “Watch out world, I’m going to walk all over you.”<br />
  5. 5. The house was becoming full and I wanted more cute Danita and Bon children so Eleni was the nicest possible way.<br />
  6. 6. So long Eleni, I will miss you and such.<br />
  7. 7. This Cullen guy is trying to flooze his way into Danita’s heart. Sorry Cullen, she’s happily married and - <br />
  8. 8. HEY! You reciprocated!<br />Danita: “Damn, I’ve been caught!” <br />
  9. 9. Danita: “Er yeah, that’s right. I’m married you know. Yeah, you better keep walking where I can’t follow.<br />
  10. 10. Seneca: “Say, you’re head reminds me of a disco ball. Wanna boogie with me and get freaky and deaky in that order?”<br />Ick, how lame. What lady would ever fall for a line like that?<br />
  11. 11. You fell for it?!<br />Danita: “I can’t help myself, I’m like an insect to sugar water with compliments.”<br />A word of advise when flirting - <br />
  12. 12. <ul><li>Don’t do it when you husband is right behind you!</li></ul>Bon: “You pile of trash. I’m so very disappointed in you. You too, Danita!”<br />
  13. 13. That’s it Danita. No-one breaks my Bonbon’s heart.<br />Danita: “Oh yeah, what are you going to do?”<br />
  14. 14. How about Bon breaks it up with you!<br />Danita: “My financial and emotional security! Anything but that!”<br />Edmund (founder) learnt the hard way about having a flirty wife with commitment issues (yes I know, I still made them marry...) I’m not letting Bon be walked all over for the rest of his life too.<br />
  15. 15. Danita: “Please Bon, you don’t know how ridiculous you’re acting!”<br />Bon: “Yes I do, I can see my face in your shiny dome, and it’s full of anger and hurt.”<br />Danita: “But what about our child?”<br />
  16. 16. Bon: “You haven’t spent one second with our TWO children. You probably don’t even remember their names.”<br />Danita: “There’s Monjack and the other one....?”<br />Bon: “It’s over, now I’m leaving as I don’t want you to see me cry.”<br />
  17. 17. Danita: “Where did I go wrong?”<br />
  18. 18. Danita: “So apparently I’m single now.”<br />
  19. 19. Hey look, Shanna got old. She doesn’t look nearly as scary now she’s a silver-haired old crone.<br />She even managed to get married until the crash, this time there was no such luck. She’s still stalking.<br />
  20. 20. Ah, Shanna finally went one step too far. The police are finally here to take her away.<br />
  21. 21. Shanna: “They won’t arrest me. They’re my siblings.”<br />WHAT? The police are your little brother and sister!? This neighbourhood is corrupt!<br />Brother: “Hey let’s break into the school and write curse words on all the blackboards.”<br />
  22. 22. Eleni fell for the charms of the local casanova, ToreyLandgraab.<br />How he became the casanova being fat and overally is anyone’s guess. Oh wait, he’s incredibly rich.<br />
  23. 23. Jacqui: “So Mr. Teddy. How are you....enough chit-chat, where is your commander hiding?! Tell me!”<br />
  24. 24. Jacqui: “How about I bite your ear off huh? Do you feel like talking now?”<br />
  25. 25. Bon: “Jacqui looks just like Danita. I can’t go over to her.”<br />
  26. 26. Monique: “Why Daddy sad? Monnie give you hug.”<br />
  27. 27. Bon: “Awwww, Monnie, you look just like me and nothing like Danita. I like you the best.”<br />
  28. 28. Myra, when people become slightly older like you are, they generally don’t wear such revealing clothes.<br />Myra: “I’ll have you know that Jude said that I look smoking hot, a picture of perfect beauty and he wants to undress me here and now.”<br />
  29. 29. Did you tell Myra that she was smoking hot, a picture of perfect beauty and that you want to undress her here and now?”<br />Jude: “I did say those things, but I was talking about myself when I said it.”<br />That makes more sense. No wait, no it doesn’t.<br />
  30. 30. Ohh hello pretty maid, who is single. Fancy getting married to a Pause?<br />
  31. 31. Maid: “I like my men with rippling muscles. Making their shirt rip when they flex.”<br />Bon: “Oh look isn’t it hot in here, better take off this stuffy jacket.”<br />
  32. 32. Bon: “Don’t mind me, just doing some stretches.”<br />Maid: “Oh I didn’t know you have kids. They are so cute, let me play with them.”<br />
  33. 33. Jacqui: “Hey lady, this is you on this boat.”<br />
  34. 34. Jacqui: “You think you’re having a nice relaxing maid vacation when suddenly...”<br />
  35. 35. Jacqui: “I pick up your maid vessel and I eat you all!”<br />
  36. 36. Poor Eleni never got to be with ToreyLandgraab as this ugly woman beat her to it. She’s a Bunch! What was the story-teller thinking.<br />
  37. 37. To my delight they had hideous alien-like children.<br />Take that ToreyLandgraab, that’s what you get when you don’t marry the person who I wanted you to.<br />
  38. 38. Despite being absolutely hideous, the grandchildren of the Bunches did really well for themselves. Lisa, the skankiest Bunch kid was the only one who married and had 5 kids. Of those 5, Victoria married a Landgraab, Jeannine married an Alto and Jackie married a Pause (yes in my books, a Pause is a catch)<br />
  39. 39. It's the twins birthday and Jacqueline cannot contain her glee.<br />Jacqui: “With every age this world becomes closer to my mighty havoc!”<br />
  40. 40. Oh no, they got Danita’s bald default hair. They don’t pull it off nearly as well.<br />
  41. 41. Evil people shouldn’t be clumsy. When they’re carrying their doomsday device they’ll slip on a banana peel and impale themselves on a awkwardly protruding umbrella.<br />Jacqueline does like making the evil faces though.<br />
  42. 42. I didn’t know kids could get the party animal trait. What would they do? Get too hyped up on cordial at a sleepover?<br />
  43. 43. If Bon was a girl! <br />Okay I’m a little too obsessed.<br />
  44. 44. Bon finally got promoted enough not to wear the stalking outfit and he wears this?! The journalism career isn’t as glamorous as it seems.<br />
  45. 45. While stalking for potential wives, this pretty thing caught my attention. Tracey Anglin. She’s got blue eyes and she’s not flirty.<br />
  46. 46. Things were going swimmingly for while until Bon mentioned he was afraid of water and out of nowhere Tracey went utterly berserk and every action of her’s was arguing with Bon.<br />
  47. 47. Tracey: “What do you mean you have two kids! You expect me to be with someone whose seeds have already been planted with some other woman?” <br />Bon: “Huh? Are you eight or something?”<br />Tracey: “No, no. My life doesn’t go like that. I meet a man, we fall in love and get married, THEN we start a family together. Not a Frankenstein family with some illegitimate kids!”<br />
  48. 48. Bon: “Hey, I’ll have you know I was married a day before their birth.”<br />
  49. 49. Giving up on Tracey I moved onto Liz who didn’t yell at Bon and didn’t get angry when he expressed his fear of water. She liked discussing the house and piles of money though.<br />She moves in and I find out she’s a gold-digger O_o<br />
  50. 50. Liz: “May we get married and share your house and your wealth. For better...or worse hmm.”<br />
  51. 51. You rolled a want to see Myra’s ghost?<br />Jacqui: “Yes, it would be a thrill.”<br />You do realise she’s not dead yet?<br />Jacqui: “Small details.”<br />
  52. 52. Jacqui: “I finally talked the old woman into going on the swing. Yes. It will be fun... Muwahahahahahahahah.....hahahahahahahahaha.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-<br />
  54. 54. Myra: “You were right Jacqui, this is fun. I feel like a kid again....WEEEEEEEE.”<br />
  55. 55. Jacqui: “Now she’s on the swing, and the tube of superglue that Monique put on the seat should have her nicely stuck. All I need now is to wait and enjoy her slow, painful demise.....why is she getting up...and going into the house. Monique! Explain yourself!”<br />
  56. 56. Monique: “Sorry I couldn’t find any superglue so I just put some gluestick on the swing that I found at school.”<br />Jacqui: “Damn your ineptness. Do you realise what things we could get after she’s gone.”<br />Monique: “No...”<br />
  57. 57. Jacqui: “Well seeing her ghost for one thing, and the warm sensation of the knowledge that we caused her to be a ghost, and buying stuff with her money. Like deathrays and minions and evil lairs with carpet this thick!”<br />Monique: “I don’t really want her to-”<br />Jacqui: “Carpets! THIS THICK!”<br />
  58. 58. Story-teller decides that Tracey and Bon would make a better couple (for whatever reason) and they start dating. I decide to go with it and kick Liz out.<br />
  59. 59. Liz: “I would have loved you all your life and even pretended to like your family, and all I asked for was valuable riches after you die.”<br />
  60. 60. Welcome home.....<br />
  61. 61. ...Leader of the Free World<br />AH!! WHAT IS THAT!!!!<br />Jude: “Sweet hey, they let me design my own uniform.”<br />Level 10 charisma will get you anything.<br />
  62. 62. Tracey: “Oh look the......DARLING....children from my future husband’s first marriage to another WOMAN are home. How are you.....girls? How was school today?”<br />Monique: “I ate a pinecone for 10 bucks.”<br />Jacqui: “I didn’t give it to her because she threw it back up.”<br />
  63. 63. Tracey: “I can’t wait until I’m married and have my own kids and ship you off to boarding school.”-<br />
  64. 64. A quick engagement proposal and wedding in the loungeroom.<br />For a sim who’s never nude, Tracey sure likes to get close to it.<br />
  65. 65. Every generation I say “Say no to this face.” This time I kind of want to, because I’d love to see it wiped off in anguish.<br />Bon has the same “I’m awesome” face as Jude, only more annoying. <br />
  66. 66. So the first night of marriage didn’t go so well. Tracey got stuck beside the bed and the interaction couldn’t be cancelled so she’s still there after Bon gave up, went to sleep, woke up and went to work.<br />I say the maid is the culprit, she looks sinister and suspicious.<br />
  67. 67. Maid: “That will teach you to steal my man and my prospective life.”<br />
  68. 68. Monique: “Hey Maidlady, what does “planting your seeds” mean?”<br />Maid: “It means to claim ownership of a man so he can never leave you.”<br />
  69. 69. Jacqueline continued her evil ways of torture.<br />Jacqui: “Hey old man, your hair looks like it was sculpted in a vat of toxic waste.”<br />
  70. 70. Jude: “It’s not true! Say it’s not true!”<br />
  71. 71. Jacqui: “Surprise, it’s death behind you!”<br />Tracey: “Oh God no, I didn’t even have a child yet.”<br />Jacqui: “Haha it’s just me. But one day it will be death.”<br />
  72. 72. Tracey: “I hate this family.”<br />
  73. 73. Tracey’s stats also never changed. They were frozen green, which is why she’s gardening in the dark outside the criminal building. It was handy but it creeped me out that no other sim was doing it.<br />I had other mods that conflicted with the autonomous-woohoomod (which was causing trouble on it’s own too), which is why they were getting frozen in place next to the bed. But she also kept getting stuck in other random places and had no free-will. After a few tries of reloading Tracey Anglin just wouldn’t co-operate with the game.<br />
  74. 74. So I cloned her, whipped up a new Tracey in CAS and introduced her to a newer old save, and instead of Tracey Anglin, Bon met, fell in love and married Tracey Oblong. And after 74 attempts I think I finally have a working game.<br />Hello pretty purple-eyed maid. What happened to the other maid?<br />Maid2: “She was suspended. Apparently she was putting bugs in people’s beds.” (HAW HAWHAW)<br />
  75. 75. Bon: “How are you little man.”<br />Tracey: “Don’t be stupid. It’s a girl. My first child was always going to be a girl. I’ve already made up my mind on that.”<br />
  76. 76. Tracey: “Just think, when we have our first baby it’ll be the most magical moment of our lives.”<br />Bon: “Yes, but it’s not my first child.”<br />Tracey: “Don’t keep ruining this for me! It’s my first, therefore it’s OUR first child! When she arrives she’ll be so perfect we won’t need the other ones, it’ll be just the perfect life I envisioned. Just the three of us.”<br />
  77. 77. Ran into this sim and instantly thought “Woah that girl looks like Shanna....” Then I realised it’s her daughter, Carrie. She definitely takes after her mum in more ways than just hair and eye colour.<br />
  78. 78. Carrie: “Look! I could crush a tree trunk with these things.”<br />
  79. 79. Tracey: “So the step-parent books tell me that I have to try and create a positive relationship with you. Maybe we could play a game together.”<br />Jacqui: “I’m playing thieves and robbers. You can play too. If you could only steal one item in a house, what would you take and who would you kill for it?”<br />
  80. 80. Tracey: “Oh thank Christ I’m going into labour! Maybe some other time.”<br />Jacqui: “That’s nice, I’m going to go scare the old lady again. Don’t worry it’s not you, muwahahahaha.”<br />
  81. 81. Look at you Bon. Your wife is out giving birth and you’re going through a trash can.<br />
  82. 82. Bon: “Whose doing what now?!”<br />
  83. 83. Tracey comes out of the hospital with baby Dove.<br />Man: “Cute kid, make sure you don’t spill any hot coffee on it.”<br />Tracey: “Umm, thanks for the advise.”<br />
  84. 84. Bon is clearly overjoyed to have another girl.<br />
  85. 85. Now that Jude received his want of 5 grandkids, he wants 10 grandkids.<br />Jude: “How awesome would it be to have a bunch of cute kids behind me when I make world speeches. No one would dare criticize me in fear of hurting my grandkids’ feelings.”<br />You realise that in order to have 10 grandkids you need to die so that the house can accommodate them.<br />Jude: “Drats, I didn’t think that through.”<br />
  86. 86. Oh hey Roosevelt, the glitched brother of Bella Bachelor who won’t age at all. How’s hanging out with Jacqueline going?<br />Roosevelt: “Don't really like it. She smells.”<br />
  87. 87. Jacqui: “That’s the stench of evil. Get used to it.”<br />
  88. 88. Babies are boring. Poof, it’s Dove as a toddler.<br />She’s looking cute, but I still don’t have the eyes I want.<br />
  89. 89. Okay, she’s looking very cute.<br />Until next time.<br />