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Giraffes are like rapidly growing trees, but are a better source of fuel. + = Energy Independence.
Successful Mustache Aficionados
Harvesting a Giraffe is difficult, but not impossible.
Werewolves are killing machines VS. Werewolf (Pictured with mustache ) Jason Fried (Pictured here hairless)
Separating the fuel parts of the Giraffe from the construction materials. = + = =
Real World Tangible Results Still married but now we hang out with Hillary Clinton. The difference? FACIAL HAIR.
Baby Giraffes can be incinerated whole
Mustache Overload Successful (w/ gun) Found in hole (w/o pants)
The Mustache in Technology Woz Invented Personal Computer due to beard. David Lee Roth Invented high kick in assless chaps due to chest hair.
Successful Mustache? It will be named after you. Pancho Villa Fu Manchu Salvador Dali Cosmonaut Unibrau
Best route to mustache success? Breed with Tom Selleck. Most successful person of all time.
5 Smart things in Small IT
1. Use Google Apps 2. Go Wireless, preferably 802.11n 3. Cheap Storage, 2 TB NAS for $1500 4. Low Power consumption, Low Cost desktops 5. Ditch land lines, do Skype/VoIP 6. Steal Wifi from your neighbors
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