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The 5 Smartest Things You Can Do In Small It


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The 5 Smartest Things You Can Do In Small It

  1. 1. 5 Smart things in Small IT Harper Reed Scott Van Den Plas
  2. 2. Two options "Mustaches" "Giraffes" Send a Text Message with your choice to: (847) 201-8000
  3. 3. Giraffes Win! Majestic.
  4. 4. Mustache == Success
  5. 5. Giraffes are like rapidly growing trees, but are a better source of fuel. + = Energy Independence.
  6. 6. Successful Mustache Aficionados
  7. 7. Harvesting a Giraffe is difficult, but not impossible.
  8. 8. Werewolves are killing machines VS. Werewolf (Pictured with mustache ) Jason Fried (Pictured here hairless)
  9. 9. Separating the fuel parts of the Giraffe from the construction materials. = + = =
  10. 10. Real World Tangible Results Still married but now we hang out with Hillary Clinton. The difference? FACIAL HAIR.
  11. 11. Baby Giraffes can be incinerated whole
  12. 12. Mustache Overload Successful (w/ gun) Found in hole (w/o pants)
  13. 13. Giraffe Efficiency
  14. 14. The Mustache in Technology Woz Invented Personal Computer due to beard. David Lee Roth Invented high kick in assless chaps due to chest hair.
  15. 15. Giraffe Production
  16. 16. Successful Mustache? It will be named after you. Pancho Villa Fu Manchu Salvador Dali Cosmonaut Unibrau
  17. 17. Best route to mustache success? Breed with Tom Selleck. Most successful person of all time.
  18. 18. Overview <ul><li>5 Smart things in Small IT </li></ul><ul><li>1.    Use Google Apps 2.    Go Wireless, preferably 802.11n 3.    Cheap Storage, 2 TB NAS for $1500 4.    Low Power consumption, Low Cost desktops 5.    Ditch land lines, do Skype/VoIP 6.    Steal Wifi from your neighbors </li></ul>
  19. 19. Contact Us <ul><li>Harper Reed [email_address] Giraffes Scott Van Den Plas [email_address] Mustaches </li></ul>