How to identify a geek

How to identify a Geek?Ok been restless lately I need to write something that bugging me for quite some time now. Yes,I am a certified bad ass geek, totally immerse with gadgets and anything geeky. I stashed severalPC computers for my gaming addiction particularly Alienware which I modded and overclock , Ipurchased the latest MacBook Air just for this article graphics practice in Photoshop. I speakHTML, PHP and code in Perl, C, C++ and many other languages. Just like many typical geek Idon’t sport corrective and thick lens glasses, I’d rather fake to have a 20/20 vision wearing coollooking gunnars glasses in front of hot babes than wearing those. I am not wearing lose fittingsee my butt pants and goth style shirts and blings either.Typical Geek With all the latest gadget in hand - the typical geek, a slouch posture and I dont take a hair cut attitude, manga, and cosplayer look :-) Source: http://www.newdogz.comA typical geek slouch carte blanche, visible receding hairline like my friend JP (he knows whohe is when he read this article), windy days or cosplay look haircut , hard calloused palms andred eyed. While I have some of these features I look like a corporate slave more like James Bondlook hahahahaha. Geek sometimes have narcissistic tendencies unlike some geek SOB withG.L.P.T.D. (Gaming Losers with Post Traumatic Disorder) Codi or Lo :-D… U mad Bro?Geek with Sporcle-itis and screenior citizens love the WII and XBOX but me I hate it, the WIIreminds me of those pesky TSA agents groping my hardened junk and the XBOX is designed forsissies and most preferred by Hicks :-D.

Most young music loving geek love Beiber and buy their labels - Oh yeah... the catchyharmonious sound makes me scratch my balls. I can pay for my MP3s but most bad ass geek likeme preferred Usenet and TPB as DL warez source.Geek Fundamentalist/Rightist? Are you? Bald (not bad) hair day :-)...receding hairline the alpha male of the homo erectus clan, large front teeth, long cranium, large forehead, and wide and strong jaws affected by too much trolling of pr0n site. Prefer a jpeg chicks than a real chicks..Just like those geeks portrayed in movies and media, most geeks smoke a lot and they stink. Butme, I prefer decent wear from Prada and never heard before brand companies that I stumbled inmy travels. But not Abercombe I disgusted the brand name sound gayness. I love to smell goodthan reeking with nicotine. I love only two parfum; one from Bvlgari Classics from Bvlgari andthe other is Leau Bleue dIssey Eau Fraiche from Issey Miyake. I hate wearing watches but Ilove collecting unique watches for my fiancée.I can afford a top of the line cars but I prefer riding downtown with my globe bike. Who saysthat all nerd and geeks is a fat ass burger gulping bag of lard?

Someone you can relate? World Domination - Introducing the Geek Terrorist. Too much h3x skillz will kill you, LOIC, and laser mounted shark. You can not arrest anidea...Expect us. @anonymous - just kidding here...Dont Taze me bro . Stealth, shark with laser death ray and a genius geek. Source: http://www.newdogz.comGeeks or those who pretend to be cool geeks played WoW, I’d say fat bellied in their mommasbasement douche bag only waste their time on this game … I’d rather waste it by playing asGuybrush Threepwood. Real geeks love real RPG, like Diablo and good storyline strategy gamelike Heroes of Might and Magic.I know I am bad ass gadget loving geek but I bought my gadgets from blood coltan and conflictfree site like newdogz.com and I do not support the Terrorist :-)Lastly, I am lousy geek newbie/wannabe writer; I am more a bad ass and technical geek than asurgically correct in every verb/adverb writer.

Skate or Die...Attack of the evil geek . Dexterity -10, Charisma - 10, Strength - 10, Alignment - Chaotic- Neutral and Mojo -10? Source: http://www.newdogz.comGeek picture depictions in this article are purely fictional in nature. Any depictions living or deadare not intentional. They are the product of my wild imaginations. If it relates to you then it mustbe you eh.So how about you? Which geek are you in the pictures?Post it in the comments sections please.

How to identify a geek

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