1. You’re a REAL teacher if…You’re a REAL teacher if…
 you declare “no cuts” when a shopper squeezes ahead ofyou declare “no cuts” when a shopper squeezes ahead of
you in a checkout line.you in a checkout line.

2. You’re a REAL teacher if…You’re a REAL teacher if…
 you can “sense” gum.you can “sense” gum.

3. You’re a REAL teacher if…You’re a REAL teacher if…
 you move your dinner partner’s glass away from theyou move your dinner partner’s glass away from the
edge of the table.edge of the table.

4. You’re a REAL teacher if…You’re a REAL teacher if…
 you sing the “Alphabet Song” to yourself as you look upyou sing the “Alphabet Song” to yourself as you look up
a number in the phone book.a number in the phone book.