Side effects of being married

1. Marriage: Sets and upsets
Help me
Marriages are made in heaven but performed on earth
March 8, 2011
Disclaimer: All opinions expressed here are mine and does not reflect the Firm’s outlook in any
case
Gurpreet Singh

2. What is Marriage?
Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus
So,
Marriage is a Marriages
bond are
between 3 performed on
planets earth
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3. Marriage: Types
a) Love marriage
b) Arranged Marriage
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4. Marriage: Types (Reality)
a) Love marriage
Man himself
comes in front
of a running
car
b) Arranged Marriage
Here, the Man
is hit by a
running car in
the back
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5. Marriage: The X Factor Syndrome
The Woman
The Man (Wife)
(Husband) (Divergence
(Divergence Curve)
Curve)
Marriage
(The Happiness
point)
The Woman The Man
(Strangers) (Strangers)
(Convergence (Convergence
Curve) Curve)
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6. Weapons of mass destruction
AK47 // M6 Nuclear Explosion B 2 Bomber
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7. Weapons of mass destruction
▪ These weapons are outdated.
Now, these weapons are
replaced with the new ones Outdated
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8. Weapons of mass destruction(NEW)
What MEN think!
1) Rolling Pin
Latest
Red means
danger
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9. Weapons of mass destruction (NEW)
2) Frying Pan
Latest
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10. Weapons of mass destruction (NEW)
3) TV Queen: Ekta Kapoor
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11. Weapons of mass destruction (NEW)
4) Shopping - Sale
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12. Weapons of mass destruction
Priority-wise
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13. Marriage: what WOMEN think!
Some Prince charming would come on a horse
But, this
happens
only in
cartoon
films
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14. Actually, this happens
Married I love you
since 7
days
Of course,
Married I love you.
since 7
months
If I hadn’t
Married
loved you,
since 7
I’d have gone away.
years
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15. Actually, this happens
Darling,
Married your mother is
since 7 on the phone
days
It’s for you !
Married
since 7
months
Married PhOOOOne !
since 7
years
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16. Actually, this happens
Completely
Agree
Married
with you!
since 7
days
I don’t agree!
Married
since 7
months
Are you stupid
Married Or what ???
since 7
years
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17. Actually, this happens
You look
Married beautiful
since 7 in that dress
days
A new
Married dress
since 7 AGAIN ?
months
Married
since 7 How much ?
years
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18. Actually, this happens
A
Married Flower
since 7
days
A
Married Cauli
since 7 Flower
months
Married
since 7 Cactus Flower
years
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19. Mantras for a happy married life
1) Love, respect and give the required breathing space to
your spouse
2) Always have a smile on your face while saying ‘Mummy JI’
to your Mother-in-law
3) Never forget to celebrate these 3 dates:
Marriage anniversary,Valentines day, Wife’s b’day,
Father-in law’s bday, Mother-in-law’s bday and so on….
4) Never marry a Scrum-coach else your family planning
session would turn into a Sprint planning one
5) Lastly: always take your wife in the loop while preparing
such PPTs which can be ‘Risky’ for your personal life
P.S.: I am happily married
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