SMILE AGAIN

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SMILE AGAIN

  1. 1. TIME TO SMILE AGAIN<br />
  2. 2. F L A T T E R Y<br /> AN INSULT GIFT WRAPPED<br />
  3. 3. A WEDDING RING<br /> THE SMALLEST HANDCUFFS IN THE WORLD<br />
  4. 4. STEWARDESS<br />A PRETTY GAL WHO ASKS<br />YOU WHAT YOU WANT, THEN<br />STRAPS YOU IN SO YOU CAN’T<br />GET IT.<br />
  5. 5. A D U L T<br />A PERSON WHO HAS STOPPED<br />GROWING AT BOTH ENDS AND<br />IS NOW GROWING IN THE MIDDLE.<br />
  6. 6. A N T I Q U E<br />AN ITEM YOUR GRANDPARENTS<br />BOUGHT, YOUR PARENTS GOT<br />RID OF, AND YOU’RE BUYING<br />AGAIN.<br />
  7. 7. K I S S I N G<br /> A MEANS OF GETTING TWO PEOPLE SO CLOSE TOGETHER<br /> THAT THEY CAN’T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH EACH OTHER.<br />
  8. 8. C O U R T E S Y<br /> THE ART OF YAWNING <br /> WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED.<br />
  9. 9. W R I N K L E S<br /> SOMETHING OTHER PEOPLE HAVE, YOU HAVE CHARACTER LINES.<br />
  10. 10. S U I C I D E<br /> JUMPING TO A CONCLUSION<br />
  11. 11. M O N O L O G U E<br /> A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO PERSONS SUCH AS<br /> HUSBAND AND WIFE.<br />
  12. 12. L E C T U R E<br />AN ART OF TRANSFERRING INFORMATION FROM THE <br />NOTES OF THE LECTURER TO THE NOTES OF THE STUDENTS<br />WITHOUT PASSING THROUGH THE MINDS OF EITHER.<br />
  13. 13. H U S B A N D<br /> A PERSON WHO GIVES UP PRIVILEGES HE NEVER<br /> REALIZED HE HAD.<br />
  14. 14. M I S T R E S S<br /> SOMETHING BETWEEN A MISTER AND A MATTRESS<br />
  15. 15. WINDOW DRESSING<br />A GIRL WHO DOESN’T PULL DOWN THE SHADES.<br />
  16. 16. DID YOU SMILE <br /> MUSIC -<br />ZORBA THE GREEK<br />

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