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- 2. WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO SURPRISED I DIDN’T TALK FOR A YEAR & A HALF. GRACIE ALLEN
- 3. YES TIME FLIES. AND WHERE DID IT LEAVE YOU ? OLD TOO SOON SMART TOO LATE. MIKE TYSON
- 4. THE SECRET OF STAYING YOUNG IS TO LIVE HONESTLY. EAT SLOWLY & LIE YOUR AGE. LUCILLE BALL
- 5. WHEN I WAS A BOY THE DEAD SEA WAS ONLY SICK. GEORGE BURNS
- 6. ONE SHOULD NEVER TRUST A WOMAN WHO TELLS HER REAL AGE. IF SHE TELLS THAT SHE’LL TELL ANYTHING.
- 7. BY THE TIME YOU’RE EIGHTY YEARS OLD YOU’VE LEARNED EVERYTHING. YOU ONLY HAVE TO REMEMBER IT. GEORGE BURNS
- 8. AGE IS STRICTLY A CASE OF MIND OVER MATTER. IF YOU DON’T MIND, IT DOESN’T MATTER. JACK BENNY
- 10. I DON’T FEEL OLD. I DON’T FEEL ANYTHING TILL NOON. THAT’S WHEN IT’S TIME FOR MY NAP. BOB HOPE
- 11. FIRST YOU FORGET NAMES, THEN YOU FORGET FACES, THEN YOU FORGET TO PULL YOURZIPPER DOWN. LEO ROSENBERG
- 12. AN ARCHAELOGIST IS THE BEST HUSBAND A WOMAN CAN HAVE. THE OLDER SHE GETS, THE MORE INTERESTED HE IS IN HER. AGATHA CHRISTIE
- 13. A DIPLOMAT IS A MAN WHO ALWAYS REMEMBERS A WOMAN’S BIRTHDAY BUT NEVERREMEMBERS HER AGE.