This document discusses using the Extensible Messaging and Presence Protocol (XMPP) for applications involving TV and the Semantic Web. XMPP is an open standard for instant messaging that allows for federated communication between servers. The document describes two experimental uses of XMPP: (1) sending SPARQL queries over XMPP to retrieve RDF data, and (2) a proposed "NoTube Network" protocol to allow remote controls to communicate with different media center software over XMPP. It envisions using XMPP for capabilities discovery and controlling devices on a home network.