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DevOps Memes @ EMCworld 2015
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1© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved.
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2© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. BRING ME THE DEV AND THE OPS TEAMS. THEY WILL ALL SUFFER FOR THIS OUTAGE.
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3© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY I KNOW WHERE THE LOGS ARE LOCATED, AND I WILL USE THEM AGAINST YOU.
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DUDE, WHERE’S MY CONFIG FILE?
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5© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. AND I THOUGHT, OH LORD! THEY STILL DEPLOY MANUALLY.
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6© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. WE’LL DO THAT POST-MORDEM RIGHT AFTER I CHANGE MY SHOES
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7© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM… DEVOPS 3.6 ISN’T COVERED IN OUR ENTERPRISE ELA.
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8© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. 60% OF THE TIME DEPLOYMENTS WORK EVERYTIME!
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9© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. FEATURES FALL OUT ALL THE TIME. SOFTWARE IS AN IMPERFECT PLACE.
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10© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved.
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11© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. ANY OF YOU DEVS TOUCH MY NETWORK… …AND I’LL KILL YOU
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12© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. ANDY CRAWLED THRU 300 PAGES OF THE FILTHIEST DOCS… THE LIKES OF WHICH I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
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13© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. YOU KNOW CONTAINERS AREN’T NEW JUST THOUGHT I’D MENTION IT
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14© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. THAT RIGHT THERE IS MUCK! THERE IS A TREMENDOUS BUILD UP OF TECHNICAL DEBT
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15© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. WHAT WE’RE DEALING WITH HERE IS A COMPLETE LACK OF RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY
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16© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. YOU’RE GOING INTO PRODUCTION WITH A TOOL CALLED PIG?
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17© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. YOU CAN CENTRALIZE MY CONFIGS BUT DON’T TAKE MY STAPLER
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18© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. HUGOPS IS UNCOMFORTABLE? YOU MAD BRO?
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19© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. BEEROPS, EH?
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20© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. READY FOR THE STANDUP
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21© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. BRO, THAT’S NOT APPROPRIATE FOR A DAILY STANDUP
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22© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. APPS ARE LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT OPS IS GONNA GET
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23© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEPLOY FROM SCRIPT, VERY BAD. GO TO THE BOX, 2 MINUTES, YOU FEEL SHAME. THEN YOU FREE.
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24© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. COME TO THE DARK SIDE WE HAVE GANTT CHARTS
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25© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. THE GREATEST TRICK THE DEVIL EVER PULLED, WAS MAKING US BELIEVE THAT DEPLOYING APPS WAS EASY
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26© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved.
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27© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I SHOULD LEARN DEVOPS
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28© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M DOING
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29© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. SO ME, ANDREW CLAY SHAFER AND PATRICK DEBOIS… …WERE SITTING AROUND INVENTING DEVOPS
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30© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. OH, WE’VE GOT BOTH KINDS… DEVS AND OPS WHAT KIND OF “IT” DO WE HAVE HERE?
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31© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I REMEMBER WHEN MY DAD TALKED TO ME ABOUT DEVOPS
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32© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. HOW OLD ARE YOU McLOVIN? OLD ENOUGH TO DEVOPS
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33© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DON’T DO DEVOPS, KID. YOU’LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT.
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34© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. NO SECURITY IN YOUR DEVOPS?
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35© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. LOOKS LIKE I PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO STOP DEVOPS’ING
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36© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved.
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37© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. ARE THE DEVOPS SCARY?
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38© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEVOPS… I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE’RE A GREAT BIG FAMILY
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39© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. THERE’S NO CRYING IN DEVOPS!
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40© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. ARE YOU INHIBITED ABOUT DEPLOYING IN PUBLIC?
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41© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. IF YOU’VE EVER DUCT TAPED SCRIPTS TOGETHER YOU MIGHT BE A DEVOPS REDNECK
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42© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT JOHN WILLIS?
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43© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. EPHEMERALS INSTANCES. DEVS AND OPS LIVING TOGETHER. MASS HYSTERIA!!
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44© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. AND CALL THE VIDEO… “JIMMY KIMMEL, I TOLD MY BOSS THAT WE’RE STARTING A DEVOPS TEAM”
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45© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. THE 1ST RULE OF DEVOPS CLUB IS TO CONTINOUSLY DEPLOY INTO PRODUCTION
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46© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. USE CONFIG MANAGEMENT AND AVOID MAYHEM… LIKE ME!
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47© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. OVER? THE DEPLOYMENT’S OVER? NOTHING IS OVER UNTIL WE SAY IT IS!
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48© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. SHOW ME, VAGRANT UP
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49© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEPLOY EARLY AND OFTEN PUSH IT, PUSH IT REAL GOOD!!
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50© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. FELLAS, COME ON. THE DEVOPS NEEDS MORE COWBELL!
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51© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEVOPS CULTURE – BE NICE TO TEAMMATES
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52© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DO YOU HAVE A PAY PHONE NEARBY? PAGERDUTY JUST CALLED.
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53© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DON’T EVEN TALK TO ME UNLESS IT’S ON SLACK!
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54© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved.
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55© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEVOPS IS COMING BRACE YOURSELF
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56© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. IT’S CALLED THE TEST AND SHIP WORKS EVERY TIME
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57© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. BYE GOLDEN IMAGE!
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58© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEVOPS DEVOPS EVERYWHERE
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59© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. • DIP • DUCK • DODGE • DEVOPS • DIVE
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60© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. THE DEVOPS IS NICE! YES?
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61© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. LEARN TO DEVOPS AND BE SOMEBODY!
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62© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I LOVE BEARDED PEOPLE!!
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63© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEVOPS – SO HOT RIGHT NOW!
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64© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I CAN’T HELP THAT PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS OF ME BECAUSE I AUTOMATE ALL OF THE THINGS
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65© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. WHEN BUSINESS IS SLOW, I SPRINKLE DEVOPS ON IT AND BE AWESOME INSTEAD TRUE STORY…
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66© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. 10 DEPLOYS A DAY!!
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67© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. YOU USING CHEF? CHEF, PUPPET, WHATEVER IT TAKES
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68© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DUDEOPS
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69© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DIESELOPS
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70© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD I DON’T THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS
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71© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GO FULL DEVOPS
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72© Copyright 2015
EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. FINALLY, DEVOPS IS ABOVE THE LAW
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. SAY IT 3 TIMES! DEVOPS DEVOPS …. DEVOPS!
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. SAY DEVOPS ONE MORE TIME
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. RED, I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN GET DEVOPS DONE. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE LIKE THAT?
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEVOPS? TRUST ME, I’M A PROFESSIONAL.
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DEVOPPULENCE? I HAS IT
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. IMMORTALITY JUST 6 LETTERS AWAY D-E-V-O-P-S
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I WANT TO ANNOUNCE MY DEVOPS PRESENCE WITH AUTHORITY!!
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. EVERY SERVER DIES. BUT NOT EVERY SERVER TRULY LIVES. APPS HAVE BEEN GIVEN NOTHING. DEVOPS MAKES THEM WHAT THEY TRULY ARE.
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. WE’RE GONNA MAKE THE OPS TEAM AN OFFER THEY CAN’T REFUSE
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. WORKED FINE IN DEV OPS PROBLEM NOW
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. LET’S JUST DROP A TINY LITTLE LOAD BALANCER IN THERE. JUST LIKE THAT.
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. THEY WANTED MORE AGILITY, SO WE SOLD THEM $2M IN TOOLS
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. CHAIRS! GOTTA GET CHAIRS IN THE NEXT DEVOPS TOOLS ELA!
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DEVOPS, NAPOLEAN? WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT! GOSH!
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I DON’T ALWAYS DEPLOY TO PRODUCTION BUT WHEN I DO… LMAO, WHO AM I KIDDING, I ALWAYS DO
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I LIKE TO PARTY AND I WANT MY DEVOPS TO PARTY
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved.
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS IF WE HAVE TO WAIT
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. WEBSCALE? WE’RE GONNA NEED MORE DEVOPS
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. FIRED YOUR EXISTING TEAM AND REPLACED THEM WITH A DEVOPS TOOL? THAT MUST BE GOING WELL
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE DEVOPS SO I PUT DEV IN YOUR OPS SO YOU CAN DEV WHEN YOU OPS
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. JUMP THIS DEVOPS HATERS!
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. NO DEVOPS IN THE 1960’s SO HOW ABOUT A SCOTCH?
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. SO WHAT? SO LET’S DEVOPS!
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT DEVOPS AIN’T ONE
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EMC Corporation. All rights reserved. DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A DEVOPS
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