Cath turned 30. I couldn't be there for the celebrations, so I decided to send through a presentation, with a vibrating present to accompany it, which was presented to her in front of all her friends by her boss and boyfriend. Hah!
15. Moo. Would you like some fucking razor blades with that? Who was not exempt from going through an Emo Phase.
16. And she’s not afraid of dancing in her lounge at 2am with a gay man, to 80s music on full volume (trust me, it was FULL VOLUME. At 2am. On a school night.)
17. And despite claiming to hate her birthday, turns into a 9 year old every time she has to blow out her candles.
18. Even though we rocked the domestication thing together. Despite never having groceries, but always enough penis coladas or wine for Fridays. And refuses to marry me just because of stupid things like the fact that I lack a penis. Pffft.