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Jar Tacer's Final Race Ends in Tragedy but New Victory in Heaven
1. This is the story of Jar Tacer, the Car Racer, yeah it rhymes so what you wanna fight about it!!!!!!!, anyway Jar was a car racer in the # 1 car. Jar was the defending grand champion in car racing, this is the story of his final race
2. Jar got into is spot at the starting line, to try to win the title again………GO!!!!!!! Shouted the announcer and jar pulled out in to first
3. Jar had the lead after about 59 laps in the 60 lap race he was jus starting his 60 th lap with a commanding lead
5. As Jar was leading the 2 nd place driver threw a hammer on to the road
6. After a huge spin out Jar lost the race, and his car had to be towed out of the arena
7. They called an ambulance for Jar to try and save him, they rushed to the hospital
8. They tried to save him, but he died in the hospital later that day… so Jar went to heaven
9. Three days after his death jar asked God, “God, why did I have to die three days ago”, and god said, “Jar you are the best driver in the world, I need you to be heavens representative in the race against the devil
10. Jar I’m going to Crush YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAWWWLLSSSSHHH!!!
11. On the day of the big race Jar beat the devil by a long shot and received a medal