2. THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR
RESTRICTED AUDIENCES ONLY
AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS
CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE, SEXUALITY, AND REALLY HAIRY NUDITY
RESTRICTED
UNDER 17 REQUIRES PERMISSION SLIP FROM YOUR MOM
LIKE, SERIOUSLY. IF YOU’RE EASILY OFFENDED, GET THE FUCK OUT NOW.
15. “He is NASTY.”
“He thinks because he’s fat, he’s automatically funny.”
“Deplorable.”
“I assume that he’s part Yeti.”
“Can’t stand the man!”
“Adam is vicious and more than slightly deranged.”
“It was like I could feel the sleaze through the computer.”
“The epitome of narcissism.”
“Obese, desperate, and lame.”
“This fine specimen is a walking, talking, belching human idea port-o-john.”