3. Belief that
‘Macomb County beef’
is better than
‘Cook County beef’
The suburbs are safe,
it’s the city that is
dangerous…
“America always wins!”
Organic pesticides
“Those thug rappers,
yeah, it’s all their fault”
4. › These shife male dudes
who I only found their
true colors later would
make a big mess and
then send me a friendly
payment reminder
› Those nice girls I got to
know would put me to
sleep after a long, crazy
week and then cook me
brunch the next morning