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2. Duck Law No. 1 If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, looks like a duck and cooks like a duck, it's a duck.

3. Duck Law No. 2 Even under ideal circumstances, no duck, no matter how noble or well-intentioned, can be an eagle.

5. Duck Law No. 4 No duck may be an eagle until it abandons its webbed feet and bill for talons and a beak.

6. Duck Law No.5 Ducks are noble creatures. They shall not be penalized in the eyes of other creatures because they are not eagles.

7. Duck Law No. 6 The greatest duck that ever was cannot cannot fly as high as even a modest eagle.

8. Duck Law No. 7 Ducks flock. Eagles fly alone. Ducks and eagles never mingle.

9. Duck Law No. 8 A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

10. Xiby’s Law No. 001 Please share with your friends. Do not delete!