you’d be better off without!
You say Valentine’s Day is stupid and commercial and meaningless and over-rated and then you moan when I don’t get you a c...
 
Roses are Red Bullets are Lead Take me back Now Or get shot in the Head!
Happy Valentine to the person I have slept with most recently.
 
I have 4275 friends on Facebook but none of them will sleep with me….
 
 
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Valentine cards....you'd be better off without!

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a sarcastic approach to Valentine.

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Valentine cards....you'd be better off without!

  1. 1. you’d be better off without!
  2. 2. You say Valentine’s Day is stupid and commercial and meaningless and over-rated and then you moan when I don’t get you a card So fine: here’s a card Happy Now?
  3. 4. Roses are Red Bullets are Lead Take me back Now Or get shot in the Head!
  4. 5. Happy Valentine to the person I have slept with most recently.
  5. 7. I have 4275 friends on Facebook but none of them will sleep with me….

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