....And Then They Said

… . and then they said September 2009

… . and he said why did the blonde woman bring a ladder to Xiby’s Bar? … . she must have heard there were drinks on the house.

… . and he said how can you tell when a lawyer is lying? … . his lips are moving!

… . and she told him, “Sorry honey, but you know what the egg said to the boiling water?” … . I just got laid yesterday!

… . and then she asked me “What do you call an intelligent, sensitive, and good looking man?” … . and I told her “a rumour”

… . and he said men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. … . they have experienced pain and bought jewelry!

… . and he said that student took a philosophy test to explain ‘nothingness’ … . he left it blank!!

… . and he said what happened to the birthday cake, honey? … . candles melted in the oven!

… . and he said “waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!” … . keep it down sir, or they’ll be wanting one

… . and he said “I have had my eye on you for some time now” … . that’s funny, I thought you were arresting me for speeding.

… . and he said “how did you find your steak sir?” … . quite accidently, I moved some ingredients and there it was!

… . and he said he left his job, because of illness and fatigue. … . Boss got sick and tired of him! That’s all folks. Hope you enjoyed it.

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