2. PRESENTING TO
YOU
“THE MOST
DECENT GUY* IN
STUDENTS
AFFAIRS**
COUNCIL”
* Copyright - Febin Sagir, Fellow SAC
member
** Multiple Affairs with multiple students
3. Bio-data
• Name – Alum Secy
• Born – June 18, 2011
• Career Objective – IIMBAA President
• Motivation – Rs. 700 cr corpus
• Education – Masters in „RG‟ (his name is written as sivakumaR G)
• Specialization – How to follow up
• Hobby – Event Organization and
Job Allocation
• Interests – „RG‟ing, sleeping in class, attending meetings and
arranging for the next meeting, reading mails again and again
• Achievements –
• The ONLY UNOPPOSED Candidate in
SAC
4. Dis-Coordinare Paralytic Syndrome
• - Secy Sir, Why are your hands shivering
and legs restless? Are you alright? Shall
we call the doctor?
• Siva – I am feeling very depressed da.... It
has been 12 hours since I arranged for a
meeting!!!!
• Anyways I will only coordinate efforts to
meet the doctor......
6. Treat at BBQ Nation ... Cost-cutting
via “Nata”raja services ...
In Siva‟s words : Ezhalaykku
ettha ellurundai
7. Siva turns into “THE ANGRY HULK”
when....
• His Thalaivar is
insulted
• Someone speaks
about his club
• There‟s no meeting
he has organized for
more than
2 hours
