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THE MULLETTHE MULLET
DEFINITIONDEFINITION
Mullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common amongMullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common among
those of lower soc...
EXAMPLEEXAMPLE
BusinessBusiness
PartyParty
NOMENCLATURENOMENCLATURE
Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or “mullet cut”Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or “mullet cut”
Eponyms:...
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
CAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT
Common amongCommon among
drivers of Chevydrivers of Chevy
Cameros, as well asCameros...
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
CAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
CAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
BMX MULLETBMX MULLET
Among the longest ofAmong the longest of
the subtypesthe subtypes
Some are mistaken ...
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
PORN MULLETPORN MULLET
Elegant blend of formElegant blend of form
and functionand function
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET
Makes up for shortMakes up for short
stature with long hairstature with long h...
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET
Makes up for shortMakes up for short
stature with long hairstature with long h...
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET
Makes up for shortMakes up for short
stature with long hairstature with long h...
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
??
SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
““SPECIAL” MULLETSPECIAL” MULLET
The intellectually challengedThe intellectually challenged
who sometimes...
MEAN AGE UNTIL 1MEAN AGE UNTIL 1STST
SEXUAL ENCOUNTERSEXUAL ENCOUNTER
AMONG MULLETSAMONG MULLETS
0
5
10
15
20
25
30
35
40
...
FEMALES: A MAJORFEMALES: A MAJOR
MULLETMULLET
CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION
FEMALES: A MAJORFEMALES: A MAJOR
MULLETMULLET
CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION
FEMALES: A MAJORFEMALES: A MAJOR
MULLETMULLET
CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION
MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS
 Professional wrestling matchesProfessional wrestling matches
 auto racesauto races
 m...
MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS
 On the web:On the web:
www.mulletsgalore.comwww.mulletsgalore.com
www.northamericanmull...
MULLETMULLET
QUESTIONS?QUESTIONS?
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Mullets

  1. 1. THE MULLETTHE MULLET
  2. 2. DEFINITIONDEFINITION Mullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common amongMullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common among those of lower socioeconomic status,those of lower socioeconomic status, consisting of short, well groomed hairconsisting of short, well groomed hair anteriorly and long, flowing locksanteriorly and long, flowing locks posteriorly.posteriorly.
  3. 3. EXAMPLEEXAMPLE BusinessBusiness PartyParty
  4. 4. NOMENCLATURENOMENCLATURE Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or “mullet cut”Mistakes: “mullet hairstyle” or “mullet cut” Eponyms: drape ape, Wisconsin waterfall,Eponyms: drape ape, Wisconsin waterfall, Mississippi mudflap, MissouriMississippi mudflap, Missouri compromise, Louisiana purchasecompromise, Louisiana purchase
  5. 5. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES
  6. 6. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES CAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT Common amongCommon among drivers of Chevydrivers of Chevy Cameros, as well asCameros, as well as Trans Am’s andTrans Am’s and ThunderbirdsThunderbirds
  7. 7. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES CAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT
  8. 8. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES CAMERO CUTCAMERO CUT
  9. 9. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES BMX MULLETBMX MULLET Among the longest ofAmong the longest of the subtypesthe subtypes Some are mistaken forSome are mistaken for ugly girlsugly girls
  10. 10. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES PORN MULLETPORN MULLET Elegant blend of formElegant blend of form and functionand function
  11. 11. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET Makes up for shortMakes up for short stature with long hairstature with long hair mulletmullet Mullet
  12. 12. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET Makes up for shortMakes up for short stature with long hairstature with long hair
  13. 13. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES MIDGIE-MULLETMIDGIE-MULLET Makes up for shortMakes up for short stature with long hairstature with long hair
  14. 14. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES ??
  15. 15. SUBTYPESSUBTYPES ““SPECIAL” MULLETSPECIAL” MULLET The intellectually challengedThe intellectually challenged who sometimes forget to cutwho sometimes forget to cut the back of their hairthe back of their hair
  16. 16. MEAN AGE UNTIL 1MEAN AGE UNTIL 1STST SEXUAL ENCOUNTERSEXUAL ENCOUNTER AMONG MULLETSAMONG MULLETS 0 5 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 45 50 PORN SD= 2.1 CAMERO SD= 1.7 BMX SD= 3.5 MI DGET SD= 5.4 AGE
  17. 17. FEMALES: A MAJORFEMALES: A MAJOR MULLETMULLET CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION
  18. 18. FEMALES: A MAJORFEMALES: A MAJOR MULLETMULLET CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION
  19. 19. FEMALES: A MAJORFEMALES: A MAJOR MULLETMULLET CONTRAINDICATIONCONTRAINDICATION
  20. 20. MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS  Professional wrestling matchesProfessional wrestling matches  auto racesauto races  monster truck ralliesmonster truck rallies  dog tracksdog tracks
  21. 21. MULLET HOT SPOTSMULLET HOT SPOTS  On the web:On the web: www.mulletsgalore.comwww.mulletsgalore.com www.northamericanmulletpage.comwww.northamericanmulletpage.com www.nomullets.comwww.nomullets.com
  22. 22. MULLETMULLET QUESTIONS?QUESTIONS?

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