2. • This is aranea
• She’s related to
spiderbitch
• She’s obviously
dead look at dem
eyeballs
• She’s the more
tame version of
Vriska???
• Her glasses look
rocking they
really match her
eyes
3. • This is Cronus
• He’s related to Eridan
just look at that sign
• Less hipster
• Dead
• Dead
• I think all of them are
dead they are the
beta trolls
• He has nice eyebrows
4. • This is Damara
• I don’t know much about
her other than she wears
striped underwear I think?
• She says really dirty things
because no one can
understand her
• She speak japanese I think
• She’s related to aradia
• I would do the same thing if
no one could understand
me.
• Oh yeah she’s dead too
• They’re all dead
5. • Horuss
• I think he’s gaY??
• He’s related to Equis
• I couldn’t tell at first because he
didn’t pull a dumb fuck stunt by
breaking his horn
• I’m pretty sure he’s dead too
• His hair is longer than mine is
• He talks with a penis
• 8=>
• I’m pretty sure that’s that
• Oh yeah he’s pretty steampunk
6. • My future baby daddy
• Kankri Vantas
• Dead
• Deaddd
• He’s an emotional little girl
• AKA a justice blogger
• He thinks everyone is really
triggered by everything he
says??
• He talks like this: 9h my
really I didn’t mean to
trigger y9u that was a
h9rrible mistake I ap9l9gize
with my sincerest 6utt fuck
• He’s kranki a lot
• Oh I mean cranky
• No I don’t
7. • His mouth is
sewn shut
• Not sure why??
• He can’t talk so
he signs
• Him and Muelin
have something
kinky going on • Will never be
• This is Kurloz as great as
• I think I want Nepeta
him in my pants • Kurloz’s fuck
but I’m not buddy
sure?? • I think her
hair get stuck
in Kurloz’s
horns often
8. • Terezi has a fangirl crush
on her
• This is Latula
• I’m pretty sure she’s blind
• She could cut a bitch with
those horns
• Aranea’s enemy???
• My computer hackers father???
• Related to Sollux
• He has a cool hat
• His outfit is super tight I
• bet you can see EVERYTHING
• I mean everything
• Like his spine and ribcage
• I’m going to assume this asshole is
dead too
9. • This is Meenah
• She’s related to that bubble
mermaid aka Feferi
• She has really long braids
• Her pants are too long
• I think she raised Kankri
• Or maybe they’re kismesis idk
• It’s obvious she’s not wearing a bra yet
her tits are suspended
• Lucky skank
• Related to Kanaya
• Obviously Kanaya got her sense of style
from someone else
• White trash
• Gray trash
• Porrim
10. • Rufio
• Wasn’t this the guy
that Tavros concocted
in his head?
• He has cool hair
• I’m pretty sure Hussie
based him off of
another guy
• He has fairy wings so it
must mean he god
tiered
• He was a horse at one
point I think
• Horuss’s idea I don’t
even have to think for
the answer
