2. Natsu Dragneel
• Who is this
• dragon slayer but hasn’t
killed a dragon???
• wears a scarf but isn’t
cold?
• what a tacky outfit ew
• muscles????
•idk why he doesnt kiss
lucy yet omfg
3. Lucy Heartfilla
• is rich and has daddy
daughter issues idk she runs
away and joins fairy tail
• summons celestial spirits
wtf are those golden
keys???
• needs to kiss natsu already
omfg
• natsu obviously wants the
boob
4. Erza Scarlet
• goes through a magical girl
transformation which is a
really powerful magic i guess
• is really strict you don’t want
her as your mom kiddies
• almost had sex with some
blue haired guy
• she wants the d
• he wants the boob
5. Happy
• is a talking cat cool
• plot twist I think hes an
angel cat he sprouts white
feathers for wings so idfk
• fish
• i don’t even know what
to say about him uh
• talking angel cat guys
okay
6. Gray Fullbuster
• needs to keep his shirt on
• ice magic???
• his mentor sacrificed
herself to save him and some
other ugly kid that’s some
gnarly shit
• is a stripper for juvia?
• that’s really all I know
• is also a stripper for lyon?
7. Juvia Loxar? Lockser??
• who is this
• i think she likes gray
• all the girls in this
show have huge boobs
8. Mirajane
• elfman’s older sister
• transforms into a really
sexy demon okay
• ohhh gurl back dat ass
up
• thats all i have to say
• oh and she used to like
knives and dressed up
like a skank when she was
a kid
• but then elfman killed
their little sister and she
got nice? she makes me
sad
9. Elfman
• is named elfman but isn’t an
elf wtf
• MANLY
• MAN
• RAAAAUGH
• SMASHHHH
• also turns into a beast demon
like mirajane
• accidentally gets taken over by
his own beast
• and kills his sister?
• again it makes me really sad
