Your Customers Are Stupid–But It's Not Their Fault

YOUR CUSTOMERS ARE STUPID
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Sunday, October 20, 13

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YOUR CUSTOMERS ARE STUPID
BUT IT’S NOT THEIR FAULT

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#bigd13

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Need Proof?

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STUPID.

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End. Tosh.0

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We Are NOT Here...

... to talk about stupid
people doing stupid things.

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We Are Here...

... to talk about how smart people
do stupid things without knowing it.

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Reality.

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People...

...Are not always in charge of
their own actions and behaviors.

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The Scary Truth...
... is people’s loss of control is
due to the unconscious mind
constructing subjective realities.

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These Subjective Realities...
... cause people to think in less than
rational ways. Sometimes this works to
their advantage. Other times, not.

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Experts Call This...

... Cognitive Bias.

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Cognitive Biases:
Tendencies to think in certain ways.
They can lead to systematic deviations
from a standard of rationality or good
judgement.

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Who? Why?

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We Are...

Ezra Englebardt

Timothy Parcell

@ezra802

@freescribbles

Brand planner currently
obsessed with gadgets,
bikes, consumer behavior,
movies, food trucks and
5Ks

Experience designer
permanently obsessed with
running, comic books,
cartoons, beer and My
Little Pony


SapientNitro...

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SapientNitro...
... helps brands bring ideas to life.

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SapientNitro...
Sometimes it’s a website.
Sometimes it’s an ad.

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SapientNitro...
Sometimes it’s a website.
Sometimes it’s an ad.
All the time, it’s an experience.

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Brands We’ve Helped...

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The Real Challenge

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Our Industry...

... designs solutions to
complicated problems.

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These Solutions...

...require interaction with
customers.

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And...

... customers are stupid.

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Ok. That’s Been Debunked.

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Customers...

... talk rationally.

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Customers...

...act irrationally.

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What is a Cognitive Bias?

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You know how every time
you get in line at the grocery
store you ALWAYS seem to
get stuck behind the lady
with 800 coupons? or the
guy paying in pennies?

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This is an example of the
Availability Bias–giving more
unwarranted importance to
memories that are most
vivid, the most available for
retrieval by our brains.
You simply don’t recall all
the times you go to the
market, pick up some items,
and check out without
incident.
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How many of you think that you are a
good driver?

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How many of you think that you are a
good driver?
How many of you think you’re above
average intelligence, relative to your
peers?

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Both are examples of Illusory Superiority Bias–
people overestimate their positive qualities and
abilities and underestimate their negative qualities,
relative to others.

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Both are examples of Illusory Superiority Bias–
people overestimate their positive qualities and
abilities and underestimate their negative qualities,
relative to others.
In other words, it’s statistically unlikely that you are
ALL better than average (at anything).

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What This Means For Us

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Great Experiences...

... require forethought and an
attention to detail.

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Aesthetics

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Pick A Good
T
ypeface

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Pick A Good
Typeface
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Pick A Good Typeface

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Form...

... And function.

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Making Tagine...
3 tablespoons olive oil, divided

2 pounds lamb meat, cut into 1 1/2 inch cubes
2 teaspoons paprika

1/4 teaspoon ground turmeric
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin

1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves

1/2 teaspoon ground cardamom
1 teaspoon kosher salt

1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1 pinch saﬀron

3/4 teaspoon garlic powder

3/4 teaspoon ground coriander

2 medium onions, cut into 1-inch cubes

5 carrots, peeled, cut into fourths, then sliced lengthwise into thin strips
3 cloves garlic, minced

1 tablespoon freshly grated ginger
1 lemon, zested

1 (14.5 ounce) canhomemade chicken broth or low-sodium canned broth
1 tablespoon sun-dried tomato paste
1 tablespoon honey

1 tablespoon cornstarch(optional)
1 tablespoon water (optional)
1.

Place diced lamb in a bowl, toss with 2 tablespoons of the olive oil, and set aside. In a large resealable bag, toss together the paprika, turmeric, cumin,

cayenne, cinnamon, cloves, cardamom, salt, ginger, saﬀron, garlic powder, and coriander; mix well. Add the lamb to the bag, and toss around to coat well.
Refrigerate at least 8 hours, preferably overnight.
2.

Heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil in a large, heavy bottomed pot over medium-high heat. Add 1/3 of the lamb, and brown well. Remove to a plate, and repeat

with remaining lamb. Add onions and carrots to the pot and cook for 5 minutes. Stir in the fresh garlic and ginger; continue cooking for an additional 5 minutes.
Return the lamb to the pot and stir in the lemon zest, chicken broth, tomato paste, and honey. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to low, cover, and simmer for 1
1/2 to 2 hours, stirring occasionally, until the meat is tender.
3.


If the consistency of the tagine is too thin, you may thicken it with a mixture of cornstarch and water during the last 5 minutes.

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Making Tagine...
2 teaspoons paprika
1 pinch saffron
1 lemon, zested
1 tablespoon honey
1.
Place diced lamb in a bowl, toss with 2 tablespoons of the olive oil, and set aside. In a large resealable bag,
toss together the paprika, turmeric, cumin, cayenne, cinnamon, cloves, cardamom, salt, ginger, saffron, garlic
powder, and coriander; mix well. Add the lamb to the bag, and toss around to coat well. Refrigerate at least 8
hours, preferably overnight.
2.
Heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil in a large, heavy bottomed pot over medium-high heat. Add 1/3 of the lamb,
and brown well. Remove to a plate, and repeat with remaining lamb. Add onions and carrots to the pot and cook for
5 minutes. Stir in the fresh garlic and ginger; continue cooking for an additional 5 minutes. Return the lamb to the
pot and stir in the lemon zest, chicken broth, tomato paste, and honey. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to low,
cover, and simmer for 1 1/2 to 2 hours, stirring occasionally, until the meat is tender.
3.
If the consistency of the tagine is too thin, you may thicken it with a mixture of cornstarch and water during
the last 5 minutes.

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2 teaspoons paprika





1 pinch saﬀron





1 lemon, zested

1 tablespoon honey

2 teaspoons paprika
1 pinch saffron
1 lemon, zested
1 tablespoon honey
1.
Place diced lamb in a bowl, toss with 2 tablespoons of the olive oil, and
set aside. In a large resealable bag, toss together the paprika, turmeric, cumin,
cayenne, cinnamon, cloves, cardamom, salt, ginger, saffron, garlic powder, and
coriander; mix well. Add the lamb to the bag, and toss around to coat well.
Refrigerate at least 8 hours, preferably overnight.

large resealable bag, toss together the paprika, turmeric, cumin, cayenne, cinnamon, cloves,

2.
Heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil in a large, heavy bottomed pot over
medium-high heat. Add 1/3 of the lamb, and brown well. Remove to a plate, and
repeat with remaining lamb. Add onions and carrots to the pot and cook for 5
minutes. Stir in the fresh garlic and ginger; continue cooking for an additional 5
minutes. Return the lamb to the pot and stir in the lemon zest, chicken broth,
tomato paste, and honey. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to low, cover, and
simmer for 1 1/2 to 2 hours, stirring occasionally, until the meat is tender.

and toss around to coat well. Refrigerate at least 8 hours, preferably overnight.

3.
If the consistency of the tagine is too thin, you may thicken it with a
mixture of cornstarch and water during the last 5 minutes.

1.

Place diced lamb in a bowl, toss with 2 tablespoons of the olive oil, and set aside. In a

cardamom, salt, ginger, saﬀron, garlic powder, and coriander; mix well. Add the lamb to the bag,

2.

Heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil in a large, heavy bottomed pot over medium-high heat. Add

1/3 of the lamb, and brown well. Remove to a plate, and repeat with remaining lamb. Add onions
and carrots to the pot and cook for 5 minutes. Stir in the fresh garlic and ginger; continue
cooking for an additional 5 minutes. Return the lamb to the pot and stir in the lemon zest,

chicken broth, tomato paste, and honey. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to low, cover, and
simmer for 1 1/2 to 2 hours, stirring occasionally, until the meat is tender.
3.

If the consistency of the tagine is too thin, you may thicken it with a mixture of

cornstarch and water during the last 5 minutes.


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Font Effect Bias

A beautiful typeface can have a
powerful effect on experience.

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Key Takeaways

Be a Designer.

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Key Takeaways

Be a Designer.
Ensure that complicated subject matter is
clean and easy to read.

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Use Pictures

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You Never Saw That.

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Picture Superiority Effect

People retain pictures better then text.

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Key Takeaways
Use pictures.

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Key Takeaways
Use pictures.
Combine images with text to deliver
a memorable experience and reduce
cognitive effort.

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Decision Processes

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Conform

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Keeping Up With the Joneses

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Bandwagon Effect Bias

The tendency to follow ‘groupthink.’

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Key Takeaways

Show what others are doing.

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Key Takeaways

Show what others are doing.
Utilize social networks and peer reviews.

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Contextualize

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Priced To Move?
If Apple says something is $.99 or
Amazon says something is $9.99 any
competitor will have to do the same.

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Anchoring Bias

The tendency to rely to heavily on one
piece of information to make decisions.

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Key Takeaways
Determine what anchors exist in the
category.

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Key Takeaways
Determine what anchors exist in the
category.
Give customers an understanding of
the value offered with your product.

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Profile

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Profile?

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Stereotyping Bias
The assumption that a member of a
group has a certain characteristic
without having any more information.

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Key Takeaways

Know the audience.

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Key Takeaways

Know the audience.
Test reactions.

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Layout/Selection

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Provide Comparisons

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Notice The Differences?

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Notice The Differences?

Okay, that one was easy.

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Still Not Seeing It?
It’s a lot easier to to see the
differences if they’re side-by-side.

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Still Not Seeing It?
It’s a lot easier to to see the
differences if they’re side-by-side.
No Shit.

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Vroom. Vroom?

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Manufacturers...
... are missing the big picture.

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Manufacturers...
... are missing the big picture.
They create rich experiences
about one car while customers
are looking at all four on
cars.com.

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Distinction Bias
The tendency to view two options as
more distinctive when evaluating them
simultaneously than when evaluating
them separately.

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Key Takeaways
Help customers see the distinct features of
products by showing them together (not in
isolation).

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Key Takeaways
isolation).
If your product is inferior, don’t do the above.

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Key Takeaways
isolation).
If your product is inferior, don’t do the above.
If your product is superior, deﬁnitely do the
above.

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Do Not Alphabetize

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Which Tent Sells Best?
Which%tent%
will%sell%the%
best?%
%
A) 

The%highest%
rated%
B)  The%lowest%
priced%
C)  The%ﬁrst%one%
featured%
D)  The%last%one%
featured%
E)  The%one%with%
the%“online%
only”%ﬂag%
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Were You Right?

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Were You Right?
The answer is “The First One”

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Were You Right?
The answer is “The First One”
In this study, people picked the ﬁrst tent 2.5
times more than any other. They chose the
ﬁrst tent 200 times; they chose the other
three tents (combined) only 60 times.

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Outside of Design...
... and in the world of Politics.

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Outside of Design...
... and in the world of Politics.
Meredith and Salant found that in one out of
every 10 elections, the ﬁrst name on the
ballot will win just because it’s ﬁrst (although
this effect tends to lessened in major
elections like Senate and Presidency

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Key Takeaways
Order by Business Value. If you want to sell
it, put it ﬁrst.

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Key Takeaways
Order by Business Value. If you want to sell
it, put it ﬁrst.
Combine this with Anchoring and Distinction.

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Impulse

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Make It Easy

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Restraint Bias
The tendency to overestimate one’s
restraint in the face of temptation.

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Key Takeaways

Make actions simple.

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Key Takeaways

Make actions simple.
Make actions fun.

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Affinity

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Empathize

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Remember...

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Remember...

... people are irrational.

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Even Designers...

... think with their hearts.

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Empathy Gap Bias

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Empathy Gap Bias
tendency to underestimate the
inﬂuence or strength of feelings,
in either oneself or others.

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Be Repetitive

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Spacing Effect Bias

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Spacing Effect Bias

Information is better recalled if
exposure is repeated over time.

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Key Takeaways
Be consistent with your
messaging at all touchpoints.

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Key Takeaways
Be consistent with your
messaging at all touchpoints.
Make sure each one is great.

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In Closing

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Recap
Your customers are stupid.

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Recap
Knowing is half the battle.

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Recap
Proactively address irrational behavior.

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Recap
Understand your options.

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Recap
Understand your options.
Be kind.

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Thank You
Ezra Englebardt
@ezra802

Timothy Parcell
@freescribbles

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