Come on, now! You’ve been at it for 12 hours straight. Take a break, get some sleep, and come back to it with fresh eyes in the morning. Announcer: He’s here to remind us that there’s more to life than just work. WLB man: Come on, now! Announcer: This summer...one man will show us all how to find... WLB man: The balance! Announcer: WORK LIFE BALANCE MAN! Coming soon to a theater near you.

1. WLB MAN PREVIEW
[notice: this preview is rated G for all audiences]
Black and white
<text fades in and out on the screen>
Announcer: In a company accustomed to excellence…
<shot of PayPal and eBay signs>
Announcer: During a time of great stress…
<shots of stressed employees>
Announcer: One man will come to save them…
Color shot of WLB man, wearing flip flops, a Hawaiian shirt, and a cape, billowing in the
breeze
Text below screen: WORK LIFE BALANCE MAN!
WLB man takes a big bite of a hoagie, then looks directly at the screen.
WLB man: Come on, now!
Announcer: Defender of truth, justice, and employee sanity
Employee: I can’t believe I’m presenting to the execs tomorrow! I’m going to be here all
night!
WLB Man: Come on, now! There’s a Buffy the Vampire Slayer marathon tonight.
Employee: I can’t believe my product just pulled down the whole push! I’ve got to re-
code the whole feature from scratch!