1. Why You Should Move to San Francisco
...And why the Bay Area is better than both Rhode Island and New York City

2. #1 Better Food

3. #2 Better Views

4. #3 Private Sector Money
APPROXIMATION OF GREG AFTER HIS YEAR END COMP MEETING WITH APPLE EXECS:

5. #4 Temperate Climate
“MARINE LAYER” PROTECTS
...THAT CAUSE WRINKLES,
AGAINST NASTY, UNFLATTERING
AGING, AND SKIN CANCER...
SUNBURNS...
...AND IT’S COOL ENOUGH TO WEAR UGGS AND CUTE JACKETS...

6. #4 Temperate Climate
(continued)
...BUT NOT COLD ENOUGH TO SNOW:

7. #5 Best of all you’ll be
closer to Ben and Kevin
BEEZ AND REBEEZ: BEEZ AND GREG:
ALL OF US TOGETHER: