1. The Reasons
Why You
Should Date Me:

2. 10. I actually live in the city of
Chicago.
Not Here!
I Live Here!
Not There!
Not here either!

3. 9. I‟m tall, so I can help you change
light bulbs*.
*It may also come in handy in case of zombie attack or Jurassic Park
scenario

4. 8. I have a college degree (and am
still furthering my education).

5. 7. I will ride bikes with you!

6. 6. I can swim

7. 5. I am financially independent

8. 4. According to Okcupid we are a
91% match! Numbers don‟t lie.

9. 3. The very first CD I ever owned
was „N Sync “No Strings Attached”

10. 2. I have a vast multitude of random
knowledge, making me an ideal trivia
partner*.
*Also useful in a zombie apocalypse

11. And the #1 Reason you should go
on a date with me…

12. The End
For further information please
refer to my profile/send me a
message ;)
I am Ron Burgundy?