1. Why you should date me
A presentation
auw yis
get ready yall
drum rolllllllllll
oh god im sorry

2. Im perfect?? ¿!
• Im goodlooking (yes)
• Im super smart (no numbers tho)
• Im hilarious (smarm 4 days)
• Kind of athletic (????????)
wooooo
u ready 4 this

3. looks
Ok honestly I might have over stated this sorry
this is real this is me
ok but 4real I take some nice selfies
accept my flaws
pls

4. Intellect wait no omg stahp
This is definite yes I promise
But I don’t do math ok my strong points are
literature and film I will correct u even if ur cute sorry
I know a lot about everything
Great convos auw yis
got dat fire brain

5. hilarity
• Ok im actually proud of this
• Im fucking hilarious
• yES nvr leave my house lol
Im extremely clever and witty
Half of my humor is saying random things I apologize 4 this

6. Athleticism
??????????????????????
• I might have lied
Omg but I promise I used to be olympic material I
swear ok
I’ll be a cheerleader soon???????

7. Other
• I will actually leave my house so cmon help ya
girl out
• Ill make u food sometimes
• There is no upgrade after me js
• Itll be the best thing ever
• Im a girl so yeah theres that

8. Conclusion
• pls